Monday, 15 April 2013

Soap

Daddy went shopping today and mummy said he got the wrong soap

Neo (to Daddy) - "Mummy's weird cos she moans about soap"


Thursday, 11 April 2013

Monday, 8 April 2013

Teddy Stitch

Mummy - "Night night Neo, Night night Stitch"
Mummy - "Let's have a lay in in the morning, Stitch you make sure he doesn't get up early"
Neo - "No mummy, He's only a teddy he can't talk"
Mummy - "Ohhhh"
Neo - "Didn't you know that"




Wednesday, 3 April 2013

Darth Vader

My first cuddle with my little brother mouse
Whilst out shopping at a local mall ...
Neo - "Why is Darth Vader here?"
Mummy  - "Thats a lady in an abaya"
Neo - "But why is she wearing a costume? .... as Darth Vader" -
Mummy - "She's not that is her traditional dress, you know that, you've seen hundreds of woman in them"
Neo - "I know but from the back she loooked like Darth Vader"







Tuesday, 2 April 2013

Spot

Neo - "Have we cleaned out Spot?
Mummy - "No"
Neo - "That means he'll be even dirtier"




Monday, 1 April 2013

Change house

Diesel only 2 hours old
Neo  - "I don't want to move from this house"
Daddy  - "Not even if we move to one with a swimming pool?"
Neo - "OK but only if it has a swimming pool"


Saturday, 16 March 2013