God

Daddy - "Neo put your pyjamas on, how many times do I have to tell you for goodness sake"
Neo - "God is not here"

Happy Birthday Friday Nanny

Baby Neo

Boys on the Beach

School

Mummy (to daddy) - "What are you up to today"
Diesel - "Me go scoo"
Mummy - "You will go to school in September, not today, you going to take Neo to school"
Diesel - "Nooooo me go scoo"
Daddy - "No, we'll take Neo to school then we're going swimming"
Diesel - "Me go scoo"

White bum

Neo - "Look at Diesels white bum"

Boat trip

Waterfall

Neo - "I like it here the waterfall is all warm"

Hiding

Diesel Tried to stay at school today by hiding in the play equipment with Timo

Diesel - "Shhh Hide"

Family Selfie

Train crash?

Mummy - "Look at this train carriage"

Daddy - "It looks like a train crash"

Mummy - "This is the longest train journey"

Daddy - "Next time if they don't have a sleeper carriage, and we are travelling for longer than 2-3hours, I think we should postpone the train journey"

Mummy - "This has to be the most uncomfortable 11 hours going"

Happy Birthday Pretty Nanny

Diesels train buddy

Slow motion

Mummy - "And were off ... "
Neo - "But this train is going in slow motion, I can run faster than this, no wondering it will take us 11 hours to get home"

Scary ride

Mummy - "Arghhhh that was alot scarier than I thought is was going to be, I didn't realise that it started with a death slide"
Neo - "It was cool lets go again"
Mummy - "No not with me, daddy will go with you"

Somersaults

Neo - "Diesel is too little to do somersaults"

Mud glorious mud

Dunking

Neo - "Ready ,,,"
Mummy - "No, wait ...."

Mud bath

Neo - "No, I don't want to go in a mud bath it's dirty"

 ... 10 minutes later once in the mud bath ...

Neo - "I love it in here, I wish it was big enough to swim in"

Mud monster

Neo - "Daddy looks like a mud monster"

Splashing

Neo - "Arghhh, now that Diesel is bigger he splashes me back"