Universe

Daddy - "Night Night Neo, I love you to the moon and back"
Mummy - "Night Night Neo, I love you to Pluto and back"
Neo - "Mummy you do know that Pluto isn't a planet don't you? it is just a cluster of stars"
Mummy - "Yep, I love you to the cluster of stars called Pluto and back"
Neo - "Night Night Diesel, I love you all the way around the universe and back"

Mr Boo Boo

Uncle Neal holding me when I was tiny

Neo - "Happy Birthday Mr Boo Boo, I will help you open your presents when I see you, and I will nick them too"
Mummy - "I don't think Uncle Neal will get any toys, for his birthday, he's too old to get toys"
Neo - "He like's playing with toys, Mr Boo Boo is silly like me"

Walking

Neo - "Mummy whilst you were at work, I taught Diesel how to walk"

 

Baa Baa Black Sheep

Me, James and Amira

Neo - "Baa Baa Black Sheep have you any wool, No sir, No sir Diesel took it home to make daddies smelly socks"
 

Die

Thomas - "I worry that my cats are going to die"
Neo - "You shouldn't worry about that everything dies at sometime"
Thomas - "I know but I do worry"
Neo - " The older they are, the less weeks they have to live"

Stressed

Diesel swimming under the water

Neo - "Mummy I think you should leave your hair down today"
Mummy - "But if I don't clip it up I won't be able to see where I'm going"
Neo - "That's ok you can just keep lifting it to see, but you also won't be able to see any naughty boys being naughty, that way you won't get stressed out"

Monster Trucks

Neo - "Mummy, look I've made a Monster truck out of Lego .... did you know that after there were dinosaurs there were monster trucks?"
Mummy - "After us you mean?"
Neo - "Yeah obviously"

Sad news

Neo - "Are you ok Thomas?"
Thomas - "No I'm so sad, my nan died, it's so sad"
Neo - "Well your mum might have a baby, and that might be your nan"

Cold

Neo - "Please can you turn up my AC?"
Mummy - "It will be cold if I turn it up"
Neo - "That's ok, I like it cold"
Mummy - "You moan about the cold in England"
Neo - "That's cause when you get wet in the rain, you don't dry"

Baby Talk

Mummy - (whilst eating tea, and pointing to the empty packet of Philadelphia ) "Caa uerrr errsss gerrrr meee errrr merrrrr peeeeessss"
Daddy - "What?"
Mummy - "Can you please get me some more, please"
Neo - "How was daddy suppose to understand that ? ... You was talking in baby talk .... You are an adult you are too big to talk in baby talk"
Mummy - "I know, I had my mouth full"
Neo - "Well you shouldn't talk with you mouth full, it's rude"









 

Ms Hepburn

Mummy - " You have PE today"
Neo - "Who will be my teacher?"
Mummy - "It might be the New teacher, she teaches alot of little children"
Neo - " I hope it's not Ms Hepburn, I'm fed up with Ms Hepburn"
Mummy - " Why are you fed up with Ms Hepburn?"
Neo - "Coz she is annoying and plays rubbish music"

Fish

Neo - "My new fish is called flops"
Mummy - "Why have you called a Japanese fighter fish flops?"
Neo - "Coz he dances about like your mate flopsy lopsy"

Penguins are nasty

Neo - "Why do penguin catch fish?"
Daddy - "To eat them for their tea"
Neo - "That's nasty, I like fish they should eat something else like broccoli"
Daddy - "You eat fish"
Neo - "I don't want to eat fish ever again .... Except salmon and fish fingers"
Mummy - "Don't you like salmon?"
Neo - "Yeah I do, to eat"

Boat Building

Whilst on the phone to Pretty Granddad

Neo - "I want you to build me a big boat and leave it out til I come back"
Pretty Granddad - "That will be a long time"
Neo - "I don't mind"
Pretty Granddad - "OK"
Neo - "Yeah a boat with stairs"
Pretty Granddad - "With stairs?"
Neo - "Yeah big boats have stairs"
Pretty Granddad - "Oh ok, I'll add this to my list of jobs to do"
Neo - "Yeah that way it will keep you busy and then you won't miss me, as your be playing with lego, which is fun and it will all be messy"

Back to School

Mummy - "Did you have a good first day at school today?"
Neo - "Yeah"
Mummy - "Did you meet your new teacher? Is she nice?"
Neo - "No, I just played with my friends"
Mummy - "She's not nice?"
Neo - "I don't know, I didn't see her, I just played with my friends"
Daddy - "Yes you did meet her, She made you the front line man"
Neo - "Oh yeah but someone else pushed in in front of me, but I didn't mind thou"
Mummy - "Ahhh so you did meet her, Was she nice?"
Neo - "Mummy shhhh I'm trying to watch my TV programme"

Dirty Bertie's Dad

After mummy read me Dirty Bertie.

Mummy - "Neo, do you think Dirty Bertie's Dad was dirty like Bertie when he was little?"
Neo - "No"
Mummy - "So he wasn't dirty like you then?"
Neo - "Actually, I think he was dirty like Bertie, but now he's grown up so he has learnt to be clean ... When I grow up I will be clean too"
 

Diesel's jabs

Today Diesel had his second set of jabs

Neo - "Diesel your going to have your injections"
Doctor - "Yeah this will help him not to get poorly"

Doctor gave first injection

Diesel - "WAAAAAAA"
Doctor - "Only one more injection, and then some yummy syrup"
Neo - "NO !!!! Your hurting him"
Daddy - "Neo, he needs to have them move out of the way so the doctor can give him his other one"
Neo - NO, She's hurting him, he doesn't like it, don't do it ... I'll have it for him ... "