Wednesday, 31 December 2014

Sunday, 28 December 2014

Diesel's New job

Neo - "Diesel is like their new staff, he can do the circling order job and he likes tills and money"

Saturday, 27 December 2014

Friday, 26 December 2014

OK

Whilst out for dinner I knocked a plate on the floor by accident
Neo - "Whoops sorry.... Oh it's OK.... We don't need to pay for it"

Wednesday, 24 December 2014

Daddies

In a restaurant Diesel pointed to the wine cellar
Diesel - "(pointing to each bottle of wine) Daddies, daddies, daddies (this went on for a while until he stopped the water) Neo's, Neo's... "

Tuesday, 23 December 2014

Monday, 22 December 2014

Diesel shoes

Mummy - "Diesel go to daddy so he can put your shoes on"
Neo - "He can't they won't fit him"

Sunday, 21 December 2014

Chubby

Neo - "Mummy, your chubby"
Mummy - "That's rude"
Neo - "Well it's better than saying your fat"

Saturday, 20 December 2014

Holiday

Neo - "Mummy I've written a letter to Santa telling him where we've gone so he can bring me some presents"

Friday, 19 December 2014

Gary

Neo - "Here is Gary the gecko, he is the bossy one who tells our other 4 what to do ... He doesn't look big here as he's hiding in the corner but he is actually about 17cm in length"

Thursday, 18 December 2014

Bum bum

Diesel (whilst mummy was carrying him, he sticks his finger in mummies cleavage) - "Bum bum"
Neo - "No Diesel that's a boobie, Diesel say booby"
Diesel - "No bum bum ... Mummy bum bum"

Wednesday, 17 December 2014

Ears

Neo - "Daddy, you know your ears?"
Daddy - "Yes, Neo"
Neo - "They look like monkeys ears"

Wednesday, 10 December 2014

Worrying

NEO - " Is there anything your worried about?"
Mummy - "No, why?"
Neo - "Well I'm jumping on the table and washing basket has fallen over, so you should be worried"

Monday, 8 December 2014

Hide and seek

Neo - "Ready or not Diesel here I come ....Mummy come and see where Diesel is hiding"

Saturday, 6 December 2014

Pilots

Stevie, Mia, Diesel and me at Vietopia
Neo - "Diesel isn't suppose to be over here, he's not old enough to fly the plane"


Friday, 5 December 2014

Thursday, 4 December 2014

I'm 6

"Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday dear meeeeee
Happy birthday to me"

Saturday, 29 November 2014

Wednesday, 26 November 2014

Saturday, 22 November 2014

Kettle bell

Neo - "Mummy you've not got a kettle bell"
Mummy - "I do have one it's in the kitchen, and I'm going to use it to make a cup of tea"

Friday, 21 November 2014

My first school report in Vietnam

Neo - "Mummy can you put my report on my blog so everyone can see it"
Mummy - "Yes, I can I am very proud of you"
































 

Thursday, 20 November 2014

Clean wedding

Neo - "Mummy, I have been thinking, if you and daddy did what Leah was doing you wouldn't had got all messy on your wedding day"
Daddy - "What do you mean?"
Neo - "I mean with your paint fight you could have still be clean ... like diesel did the other day"











 

Monday, 17 November 2014

Clean paint fight

Neo - "This is the way you can throw paint on people and stay clean"


Thursday, 13 November 2014

Birthday

Neo - "Mummy for my birthday can I have my friends round for tea?"
Mummy - "Yeah you can do, do you mean  the day of your birthday?"
Neo - "Yeah and at the weekend, we can go to Vietopia on Saturday"
Mummy - "Who can go to Vietopia?"
Neo - "Me and my friends and on Sunday ..."
Mummy - "How many days are we celebrating your birthday?"
Neo - "Everyday"

Tuesday, 11 November 2014

MFL

Mummy to Daddy - "Have you seen the school is currently in 1st place in the MFL competition"
Daddy - "Yeah I have, I saw it on Facebook and it had a link to the website, BISAD are currently in 25th place"
Mummy - "Oh that's not bad"
Neo - "What is MFL?"
Mummy - "Modern Foreign Languages ..... Its about speaking and learning different Languages, like the fact you are currently learning Mandarin"
Neo - "BISAD are not as high as ABC as they don't even speak English"
Mummy - "Yes they do ..."
Neo - "Yeah but not in the playground they all speak Arabic, here they have to speak English"
Mummy - "They were supposed to speak English at BISAD too"
Neo - "Yeah but no one does"
 

Monday, 10 November 2014

Melon

Neo - "It looks like Diesel has a Pizza for breakfast .... a Melon Pizza"

 

Saturday, 8 November 2014

Pocket money

My response to mummies letter (I get 150,000vnd pocket money (per week) but to get all of it I must get all of my spellings correct, keep my den (Playroom) tidy and let mummy have a lay in at the weekend. For each one I do not do means I lose 10,000vnd.
(Mummy also has tell you the 10am is actually 8am here as naughty Diesel has been playing with the clock and mummy can't manage to reset it)