Goat

Neo - "Look Diesel I caught a goat for us"

Giraffe feeding

Neo - "I like feeding the giraffes as long as their not eatting my hair"

Elephant poo

Neo - "Did you know how much elephants eat a day?"
Mummy - "No"
Neo - "Well its a lot and most of it they poo out in 20 minute's after they've eatten"

Jug

Mummy - "Please can you pass me the jug"
Neo - "Here's the dug"
Mummy - "J ... J ... J ... Jug"
Neo - "Mummy don't ... I do not have a sense of humor"

National anthem

Daddy - "Shhhh Neo, can you keep quiet as I need Diesel to stay asleep"
 

As daddy comes out of bedroom I welcomed him by shouting the UAE national anthem.
 

Help !!!!

Daddy - "Neo, don't go sliding down that dune as you will get stuck"

Neo - "No I will not"

 

Neo - "Help daddyyyyyy"

Daddy - "What's wrong?"

Neo - "I can't get back up, and I don't want to be left in the desert"



Blue

Neo - "Mummy, I'm going to be blue like you" - said 2 seconds before laying down and rolling in the blue powder within the blue throw zone.

Vietnam

Whilst sat on the sofa
Mummy - "Right Neo, you know that you want to move to a new house .... well I've got a new job and so we will be moving in the summer"
Neo - "Where to?"
Mummy - "Vietnam"
Neo (Whilst jumping off the sofa) - "Vietnam ...Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (whilst running laps around the sofa, for 5 minutes straight) .....Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

 

Old Grandad Len's Birthday

Happy Birthday Old Grandad.

Neo - "He is really old now, that's why he is my favorite Old Grandad"

Happy Birthday Friday Nanny

New house

Neo - "When are we going to move house?"
Mummy - "I think we'll move house in the summer"
Neo - "Are we going to live in a different country?"
Mummy - "Would you like to?"
Neo - "Yeah, one with trees .... and parks .... and monkeys .... and elephants"
Mummy - "Ok, I'll see what we can do"

Mummies hurting

Neo - "Why does mummy have to give her ID to the man?"
Daddy - "Because Mummy is in a lot of pain and so she is getting some strong medicine"
Neo - "But when I get medicine the man doesn't take my ID?"
Daddy - Mummy is getting medicine which you have to on a special register to have"
Neo - "I'm on a register at school"
Daddy - "No not that kind of register, mummy is going to go on the narcotics register as she is having medicine which is illegal in this country ... so she has to give her ID so they can place all of her details onto the register and if a police man see's mummy with the medicine she won't end up in prison"

Gromet

Me 20 minutes after I had my gromets fitted I was back awake and playing with my 'brave ted' Gromet.