Heart and Bottle

Whilst read the book 'The heart and the bottle'

Mummy - "You can't put your heart in a bottle"
Neo - "It's not real ... that means it's fiction, if it was non-fiction it would be real"

Eyes

Mummy - "Ahhh look at Diesel"
Neo - "I can't see him ... I don't have eyes in the back of my head like you"
Mummy - "I don't have eyes in the back of my head"
Neo - "Why do some teachers have eyes in the back of their's,  but not you"

White broccoli

Found this today on the Colour run website, of Daddy and Diesel

Daddy - "What did you have for lunch today?"
Neo - "Beef ... spicy beef,
with white stuff"
Daddy - "What white stuff?"
Neo - "It looked like white broccoli"
Daddy - "Cauliflower"
Neo - "Yeah that and chips and burger, with tomato ketchup"

Drive into Dubai, from Abu Dhabi

Neo - "I hate the drive to Dubai, and I hate Dubai"

Good little brother

Ms Bashir (Neo's old teacher from last year) - "How is your little brother, Diesel?"
Neo - "Diesel is a relly good little brother ... do you know why? ... because if he falls over and bumps his head he doesn't cry"

Stitch

Mummy - "Neo, whats is stitch doing in the corner of the living room? ... he should be in your bedroom"
Neo - "He was chilling out with his mates earlier"

Lay in

Daddy at 7pm last night - "Tomorrow is a lay in day and if you have a lay in ...till 9am we will go to Yas waterworld, but if you get up early we will just go and do  boring shopping"
Neo at 6am - " Morning daddy, I don't want to go to Yas today"

Swimming

Neo - "I think Diesel loves swimming as much as he loves me"

Tiger

Neo - "Look mummy I'm a tiger ....rrrrrrrr"

Ben

Mummy - "So Neo whilst you are at your drumming lesson you must listen and pay attention, so you can learn"
Neo - "Yeah like Ben ... Not the Ben in my class but the Ben in England ... the one who used to go to gymnastics"
Mummy - "Was Ben good at listening?
Neo - "No"

Walk

Me, Uncle Chris and Aunty Chelle

Neo - "I'm bored shopping, are we going home now?"
Mummy - "Yes we are but we can either walk down the road for about 20 minutes, or we can take a boat to the other side then walk through the souq then catch another boat to the car. Which one do you want to do?"
Neo - "I like the boats , and I do not like walking"






 

Zoggy

Chelle - "Neo, what shall we call our new bunnies?"
Neo - "Coco and Zoggy"
Chelle - " We can't call one Zoggy as they are going to both be girls, and Zoggy is more of a boys name"
Neo - "Oh ok, Mrs zoggy"

Dog

Neo - "Daddy, Diesel wants a pet one of these"
Mummy - "Shame they don't live anymore ... but if they did it would definitely trash our house"
Daddy - "If you find one you can keep it"
Neo - "Lets go and look Diesel"

Shirt

Half way to school

 

Daddy - "Wait and I'll pull your coller out"
Neo - "Ok"
Daddy - "Where is you shirt?"
Neo - "Don't know"

 

 

Diesel's 1st Birthday party (Joint)

Diesel with Daddy, Nicholas with his mummy and Theo with his mummy and daddy

Me, Bengy and Sasha blowing out the candles

Diesel with no trousers on as his been in the pool,
But before daddy could dress him again he stole
someones chicken drumstick.

Henna

10 minutes after some henna

was applied to my wrist

 

Neo - "Arghhh it hurts"
Uncle Chris - How does it hurt?"
Neo - "A lot of hurt"

 

Tortoises

Neo - "Please can I have some grass for the tortoises"
Mummy - "Do you want all of it, for the tortoises?"
Neo - "Yes, pretty grandad would like it"

Scared

Neo - "Daddy scared me because, when I looked at the bed he looked like an alien"

Mosque trip

Neo - "Diesel stay here so mummy can take a photo of us"

Naughty

Neo - "Diesel is escaping"

Go daddy

Daddy run the WAR (Wadi Adventure race) 6

 

Mummy - " Neo you can run alongside daddy in the race on this bit but keep to the side and out of everyone's way"
Neo - "Can I go over the walls?"
Mummy - "No, you can't go over them, you couldn't even get over them look how big they are"
Neo - "Ok, if I'll walk with him as he will be slow going over the walls"

Look after

Neo - "Mummy you can do the shopping and I'll follow behind with Diesel, I'll look after him with my scooter"

Sneeky mouse

Neo - "Daddy, Diesel isn't going to sleep"
Daddy - "He will do if you just leave him alone ... he's tired"
Neo - "Mummy take a picture of Diesel to show daddy, he's not going to sleep"
(The photo is the one mummy took to show daddy how sleepy Diesel was)

Mood

Neo - "No, I'm not in a mood ... Diesel is annoying me"

Wall

As mummy is washing my hair

Mummy - "Please turn and face the wall"
Neo - "Which wall?"
Mummy - "That wall, the wall I always get you to face"
Neo - "Well how am I meant to know which wall ... there's one there and there and there and there ... there are 4 of them in here"