Wednesday, 31 December 2014

Sunday, 28 December 2014

Diesel's New job

Neo - "Diesel is like their new staff, he can do the circling order job and he likes tills and money"

Saturday, 27 December 2014

Friday, 26 December 2014

OK

Whilst out for dinner I knocked a plate on the floor by accident
Neo - "Whoops sorry.... Oh it's OK.... We don't need to pay for it"

Wednesday, 24 December 2014

Daddies

In a restaurant Diesel pointed to the wine cellar
Diesel - "(pointing to each bottle of wine) Daddies, daddies, daddies (this went on for a while until he stopped the water) Neo's, Neo's... "

Tuesday, 23 December 2014

Monday, 22 December 2014

Diesel shoes

Mummy - "Diesel go to daddy so he can put your shoes on"
Neo - "He can't they won't fit him"

Sunday, 21 December 2014

Chubby

Neo - "Mummy, your chubby"
Mummy - "That's rude"
Neo - "Well it's better than saying your fat"

Saturday, 20 December 2014

Holiday

Neo - "Mummy I've written a letter to Santa telling him where we've gone so he can bring me some presents"

Friday, 19 December 2014

Gary

Neo - "Here is Gary the gecko, he is the bossy one who tells our other 4 what to do ... He doesn't look big here as he's hiding in the corner but he is actually about 17cm in length"

Thursday, 18 December 2014

Bum bum

Diesel (whilst mummy was carrying him, he sticks his finger in mummies cleavage) - "Bum bum"
Neo - "No Diesel that's a boobie, Diesel say booby"
Diesel - "No bum bum ... Mummy bum bum"

Wednesday, 17 December 2014

Ears

Neo - "Daddy, you know your ears?"
Daddy - "Yes, Neo"
Neo - "They look like monkeys ears"

Wednesday, 10 December 2014

Worrying

NEO - " Is there anything your worried about?"
Mummy - "No, why?"
Neo - "Well I'm jumping on the table and washing basket has fallen over, so you should be worried"

Monday, 8 December 2014

Hide and seek

Neo - "Ready or not Diesel here I come ....Mummy come and see where Diesel is hiding"

Saturday, 6 December 2014

Pilots

Stevie, Mia, Diesel and me at Vietopia
Neo - "Diesel isn't suppose to be over here, he's not old enough to fly the plane"


Friday, 5 December 2014

Thursday, 4 December 2014

I'm 6

"Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday dear meeeeee
Happy birthday to me"