Monday, 30 November 2015

Little sister

Placing newborn baby Marina in Diesels lap
Mummy - "Diesel, would you like a little sister?"
Diesel - "No"
Mummy - "Little brother?"
Diesel - "No"

Sunday, 29 November 2015

Pie

Daddy - "Right we are going to have pie for dinner .... What pie do you want?"
Neo - "Banoffee"
Daddy - "No, not a dessert, for your main meal"
Neo - "What other kind of pie is there? Banoffee pie, Apple pie, Cream pie, Pumpkin pie"
Daddy - "Steak or chicken?"
Neo - "In a pie???"

Saturday, 28 November 2015

One more?

Sat in our regular bar chatting to the other regulars (including the local ladies of the nights) and bar staff, when all of a sudden we hear ...
Diesel (shouting) - "Do you want one more in your mouth?" said as he was feeding a lady of the night.

Wednesday, 21 October 2015

Miss Keeley

Diesel - "Miss Keeley is angry"
Mummy - "Why?"
Diesel - "Because she's sad"
Mummy - "Sad?"
Diesel - "No, bad"
Mummy - "Bad?"
Diesel - "Yes, bad"
Mummy - "Why is she bad?"
Diesel - "Because she snatches toys"
Neo - "Yeah, she does snatch toys"

Monday, 19 October 2015

Literacy

Neo - "I really liked literacy today, because we were drawing and writing like this"

Thursday, 15 October 2015

Two

Daddy - "Where is the other sock?"
Diesel - "Why do I need 2?"
Daddy - "How many feet do you have?"
Diesel - "Two"
Daddy - "That's why you need two"

Monday, 12 October 2015

Flat Tyre

In Vietnam, there are lots of people who sit at the side of the road to fix your bike, ready to pump up your tyres or fix your flat. Here we are having Daddies tyre fixed. The man let us have a go at whacking the tyre to glue the patch in place.

Friday, 9 October 2015

Hoover

Diesel - "Me cleaning up"
Mummy - "Shall I turn on the hoover?"
Diesel - "No no no it's scary"

Tuesday, 6 October 2015

Twinkle Twinkle

Diesel - "Twinkle Twinkle Traffic light ..."
Mummy - "Twinkle Twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are..."
Diesel - "No mummy its, Twinkle Twinkle traffic lights, shining bright upon our cars"

Sunday, 4 October 2015

Eating

Mummy - "Diesel I am going to turn off the TV if your not eating"
Diesel - "I am eating"
Mummy - "No, you need to eat your sandwich"
Neo - "I'm eating my hat"

Saturday, 3 October 2015

Wet pool day

Neo - "Lets stay in the pool, it doesn't matter if its pouring with rain"
Mummy - "Well I suppose we are British"





































Thursday, 1 October 2015

Vietnam Arsenal Football Team

Daddy - "Well done Neo, you made the Under 9 Arsenal Team, for the Vietnamese Saigon Football Competition"
Neo - "YEAH !!!!!"

Tuesday, 29 September 2015

Cake

Mummy - "Who wants cake?"
Neo - "Me"
Mummy - "I thought that would get your attention from the TV" 

Monday, 28 September 2015

Liar

Mummy - "Who spilt their milk?"
Neo - "It wasn't me"
Diesel - "You're such a liar"

Saturday, 26 September 2015

Robot

Neo - "Look mummy a robot, are you scared?"
Mummy - "No, it's just a short Vietnamese man in a suit"

Tuesday, 22 September 2015

Headache

After Diesel fell over and bumped his head (very slightly)

Diesel - "Ouch my head hurts"
Neo - "You need to drink water, your dehydrated"

Sunday, 20 September 2015

Mummies bike test

Mummy - "Whoop Whoop! I did it I passed my Vietnamese bike test"
For those of you who don't know what that means have a look. Thank you to Sarah Best for the moral support. Great day out with many random quotes of the day, best being from the instructor to the others who had to take their theory test (in full Vietnamese), he said "When you are in there, just tick whatever random answer a, b or c quickly, then when the screen goes black don't worry that's us hacking the system altering your answers to the correct answers".

Saturday, 19 September 2015

Sneaky Diesel

Mummy - "I think Diesel might have sneaked out to play with his toys but never quite made it fully to bed again"


Tuesday, 15 September 2015

It rained and rained

I had to include these photos to show you all what the rain was like today, it started just as I finished school and didn't stop until well after my bedtime. Town (District 1) was really busy as normal and the traffic was all blocked up, you couldn't get anywhere.




















Sunday, 13 September 2015

Saturday, 12 September 2015

No Parents

Mummy and Daddy have gone away, but we are having loads of fun without them.


Thursday, 10 September 2015

Mummy's Birthday

Diesel - "Me help unwrap them for you mummy"
Neo - "Me too"

Tuesday, 8 September 2015

Hay Day

After Diesel was playing on Mummies tablet, Neo went on to sort out his farm (on Hay Day)

Neo - "Diesel was you playing on Hay Day? Where are all these friends from? ... How did you get them?"

Diesel - "Umm I don't know"

Neo - "Even Ms Suki is on here !"

Saturday, 5 September 2015

At a friends house

Neo - "Daddy can I stay here?"
Daddy - "What in the pool?"
Neo - "No, just here"


























Thursday, 3 September 2015

Naughty Chair

Neo - "Mummy isn't Diesel, supposed to be sitting on the naughty chair properly"


Wednesday, 2 September 2015

Assembly

Neo - "School was good today Mr Keith did our assembly and ran around the hall telling us the story of the rabbit and the hare, pretending one minute he was both the rabbit then the hare then the rabbit and then the hare, it was really funny"

Tuesday, 1 September 2015

Diesel's day

Daddy - "How was your day today?"
Diesel - "Good"
Daddy - "What was the best thing at school today?"
Diesel - "My teacher"

Monday, 31 August 2015

Because

Mummy - "What are you up to? Why are you holding your top up?"
Diesel - "Just because"


Sunday, 30 August 2015

Broken foot

So one week into school and I am in a Cast (Air cast), I was practicing my parkouring and it has resulted in a fractured foot. Thankfully it is a very small one and my cast will only be on for 10 days.

Friday, 28 August 2015

Sleepy Postman

Neo - "Ahhh look Diesel fell asleep watching Postman Pat"

Wednesday, 26 August 2015

Diesel's First day at school

Mummy - "Are you looking forward to going to school?"
Diesel - "Yes, can we go now?"
Mummy - "Not yet as its only 7:00am, you have another hour before school"

Wednesday, 19 August 2015

Bedtime story

Mummy - "Who do you want to read your bedtime story? ... Me or Daddy?"
Diesel -"Neo"

Sunday, 16 August 2015

Banksy's cold

This is a picture which Pretty Nanny sent me, this is Banksy (my cat in England) he is a very cheeky cat, but he has caught a cold.

Thursday, 13 August 2015