No, too noisy

Diesel - "I'm Cleaning"

Mummy - "Shall I turn it on?"

Diesel - No, No, No"

Mummy - "Why not?" 

Diesel - "Too noisy"

Diesel's First hair cut

End of Year 1 report

Horrid Henry

Yummy tea whilst watching Horrid Henry on YouTube

Sarcastic

After Diesel annoying Neo up for 20 minutes

Neo - "Diesel your the bestest little brother"
Diesel -"Brother"
Neo - "If you can't tell I'm being sarcastic"

Dead man

Diesel had a taster day at school

Diesel - "I made man"
Ms Suki (his teacher) - "Oh no you've pulled his head off"
Diesel - "I made dead man, man dead no head"

 

Exactly

Diesel - "Mummy, what exactly are you doing?"
Mummy - "Removing a nail"
Diesel - "Oh, is that all"

Scooter boys

Hair

Diesel - "Me want, in me hair"
Mummy - "Ok one or two?"
Diesel - "Two"

Sleepy Diesel on the bike

Daddy is 40 !!!

This is a photo of Daddy on a cooking class @ tin tin's restaurant in Hoi An - this is how pineapples are cut in Vietnam.

Trousers

Mummy - "Diesel, what are you doing?"
Diesel - "Wiping me willy on mummies trousers"
Mummy - "Why?"
Diesel - "It tickles"

Look

Diesel - "Mummy look"
Mummy - "What am I looking at?"
Diesel - "Wind up!"

Ball

Diesel - "Daddy where is me ball"
Mummy - "What are you going to do? Ate we playing football?"
Diesel - "No golf"

Hoover

Diesel - "The Hoover"
Neo - "Shall I get it out?"
Diesel - "No"
Daddy - "Why not?
Diesel - "It's a bit noisy"

Yeah

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Morning

Neo and Diesel (shouting) - "Morning !!"

Cleaning

Diesel - "Mummy more bubbles please, We doing washing up"

Gengas shorts

Neo - "Quick fill Gengas shorts with sand then he can't leave us"

Weeeeeeee