Little sister

Placing newborn baby Marina in Diesels lap
Mummy - "Diesel, would you like a little sister?"
Diesel - "No"
Mummy - "Little brother?"
Diesel - "No"

Pie

Daddy - "Right we are going to have pie for dinner .... What pie do you want?"
Neo - "Banoffee"
Daddy - "No, not a dessert, for your main meal"
Neo - "What other kind of pie is there? Banoffee pie, Apple pie, Cream pie, Pumpkin pie"
Daddy - "Steak or chicken?"
Neo - "In a pie???"

One more?

Sat in our regular bar chatting to the other regulars (including the local ladies of the nights) and bar staff, when all of a sudden we hear ...
Diesel (shouting) - "Do you want one more in your mouth?" said as he was feeding a lady of the night.