Wednesday, 8 June 2016

Abracadabra

Neo - "Say abracadabra"
Diesel - "Abra Dhabr"
Neo - "Say abracadabra"
Diesel - "Abu Chaba"
Neo - "Say abracadabra not Abu Dhabi"
Diesel - "Abu Dhabiiiiiiiiiiiii"

Wee

Daddy - "Eat your breakfast!"
Diesel - "No I need a wee"
Neo - "You just had one"
Diesel - "Yeah but I still have some in me"

Tuesday, 17 May 2016

Button

Diesel - "Mummy can I be button again"
Mummy - "Ok night night Button"
Diesel - "No not here I want to be in your tummy again"
Mummy - "You can't, look how big you are, you won't fit in my tummy anymore"
Diesel - "Oh, can I be a taxi driver and a digger driver instead then"

Sunday, 1 May 2016

Older

Mummy - "What do you want to be when your older?"
Diesel - "A fireman or a dinosaur"

Sunday, 20 March 2016

Zombie

Diesel - "When you are ill jaywalking about you are like a zombie"

(mummy has Pneumonia)

Sunday, 13 March 2016

Haircut

Mummy - "Diesel shall we take you to get your hair cut?"
Diesel -"No, I want a tattoo"