Sunday, 28 April 2013

I'm a big brother !!!

I am a BIG BROTHER.

Diesel Phoenix was born on the 26th March in Dubai at 4:06pm weighing a tiny 6lb 10oz, mummy says that he is tiny compared to me, I weighed 8lb4oz.

Introducing my little brother Diesel x

Thursday, 25 April 2013

Dreamland

















Me and mummy had fun with Diesel whilst he was sleeping.

Wednesday, 24 April 2013

Mouse

Neo - "Daddy I know why you and daddy have called Diesel mouse, its because he squeaks like a mouse"
Daddy - "Yeah thats right, he doesn't cry or scream he squeaks"
Neo - But why am I a cheeky monkey?"
Mummy - " Because you are cheeky and you climb everything"
Neo - "But now I'm a cheeky monster"
Daddy - "Yep you are"


Diesel squeaking and moaning ...
Neo - "It's alright Diesel big brother's here" I kiss and cuddle him and he stops making any noise

Saturday, 20 April 2013

Bath bomb

Neo - "Have we got any bath bomb?"
Mummy - "Yes"
Neo - "Where?"
Mummy-"In a cupboard"
Neo - "Does it have a lock on it"
Mummy -"No"
Neo - "Where is it then?"

Here is me and Thomas looking out across the Dubai Creek

Thursday, 18 April 2013

Naughty

When we got to school this morning we saw a naughty boy
Neo -"It's a good job he was on that side of the corridor, because he's a naughty boy and he would have punched me ... He's a bully"

Me up the WORLDS TALLEST building Burj Khalifa (this is not at the top)

Monday, 15 April 2013

Pretties on the beach




Soap

Daddy went shopping today and mummy said he got the wrong soap

Neo (to Daddy) - "Mummy's weird cos she moans about soap"


Thursday, 11 April 2013

Monday, 8 April 2013

Teddy Stitch

Mummy - "Night night Neo, Night night Stitch"
Mummy - "Let's have a lay in in the morning, Stitch you make sure he doesn't get up early"
Neo - "No mummy, He's only a teddy he can't talk"
Mummy - "Ohhhh"
Neo - "Didn't you know that"




Wednesday, 3 April 2013

Darth Vader

My first cuddle with my little brother mouse
Whilst out shopping at a local mall ...
Neo - "Why is Darth Vader here?"
Mummy  - "Thats a lady in an abaya"
Neo - "But why is she wearing a costume? .... as Darth Vader" -
Mummy - "She's not that is her traditional dress, you know that, you've seen hundreds of woman in them"
Neo - "I know but from the back she loooked like Darth Vader"







Tuesday, 2 April 2013

Spot

Neo - "Have we cleaned out Spot?
Mummy - "No"
Neo - "That means he'll be even dirtier"




Monday, 1 April 2013

Change house

Diesel only 2 hours old
Neo  - "I don't want to move from this house"
Daddy  - "Not even if we move to one with a swimming pool?"
Neo - "OK but only if it has a swimming pool"


Saturday, 16 March 2013

Thursday, 28 February 2013

Friday, 8 February 2013

Hard work

Neo -"Daddy you do everything"
Mummy - "That's not true"
Neo - "Daddy does the hard work, and mummy does all the easy things"
Mummy - "I go to work everyday"

Neo - "So ... that's easy"

Thursday, 7 February 2013

Daddies better

Neo - "Daddy, it's better when your here in the morning, because mummy doesn't do everything"
Daddy - "Like what?"

Neo - "She forgets things ... She doesn't put my toothpaste on my toothbrush"

Wednesday, 6 February 2013

Sports Day



Sports Day TODAY

Neo - "I wanted to do the relay race with my friends"
Daddy - "They put you in seperate groups to make it fair"
Neo- "It's not fair, my team was rubbish and we lost ... if I was with my friends we would have won"













Thomas (in blue), Me and Khalifa








Tuesday, 5 February 2013

Button wee

Neo - "Mummy wear does buttons wee wee go?"
Mummy - "In my tummy, but its not normal wee wee"

Neo - "Errrrr, I bet you don't like that ... I wouldn't like it"

Monday, 4 February 2013

Khalifa

Neo - "Daddy do you know where my friend Khalifa lives?"
Daddy - "Yeah in Khalifa A"

Neo - "Can we go there then"

Sunday, 3 February 2013

Bedtime quote

Just as mummy put me into bed tonight ...

Mummy - "Right Neo, I do not want you getting up tonight"
Neo - "I know I got it alright, daddy already said"
Mummy - "Oh ok"
Neo - "Yeah, so you can go now"

(Just because I have been constantly getting back up and down between 7pm and 9pm in the last couple of nights, and mummy and daddy have been very angry at me, thats what this is all about)

5 minutes after going to bed ... I walk back into the front room ...

Neo - "Ummm"
Daddy - "Why are you up?"
Neo - "... bescause you didn't ..."
Daddy - "Doesn't matter"
Neo - "Just come see ... "

Daddy and I walk back into my room, I look around for something to say ...

Neo - "coz mummy didn't put my spiderman blanket on my bed"

Daddy covers me and my duvet with my spiderman blanket

Neo - "That's it you can go now"
 

Saturday, 2 February 2013

Rain

Today it has rained for pretty much the whole day, so couldn't do much today :( We went for a drive and to a park which I hadn't been to before, which was good as it had a massive lake in the middle of it, mummy was sad thou as there were no ducks - mummy loves ducks and feeding ducks, the ducks at home must love mummy as whenever we are in England we go to feed them almost daily :)

Neo - "Will button have hair?" (Button is the name which mummy has given to my baby brother whilst he is still in her tummy)
Mummy - "Hopefully he will have some, what hair do you think he will have?"
Neo - "Knotty"
Mummy - "But what colour? ... Blond, Brown, Ginger ?"
Neo - "Ginger? That's a biscuit, not hair"
Mummy - "hehe"
Neo - "He will have my colour hair"

Friday, 1 February 2013

Thomas

I have a new friend called Thomas, his parents work with mummy, they only started after Christmas. Thomas is in my class at school. Thomas was going to come around to my house the other day to play but he couldn't as his daddy drove their car into a concrete post so they had to call the police and wait for an incident report (that's what you have to do here whenever you hit your car even if no-one else is involved). Today mummy said that we were going round to Thomas's house and then going to take him and his parents to the family park (that's the one with the wet play area down near the beach) ...

Neo - "Are we going to pick him up so he doesn't bash his car again?"

.... We had great fun playing at all of the different parks. :)