I want....

Diesel and Cousin Zac

Daddy to mummy - "Do you want anything?"
Mummy - "Just some water please"
Neo - "That's not fair, daddy didn't ask me if I want anything"
Mummy - "I have already got you some apple juice for you"
Neo - "But what if I don't want apple juice .... I might be bored of apple juice"
Mummy - "O what do you want then?"
Neo - "Apple juice"
Mummy - "I thought you wanted something else"
Neo - "No, I was just saying"

Mummies home

Friday nanny - "Look who's here"
Neo - "Yeah I know ... MUMMMMMYYYYYYY"
Mummy - "Hiya baby, how are you?"
Neo - "I missed you"
Mummy - "I missed you too, I love you"
Neo - "I do you more"

Grow up

Neo - "When I grow up I want to be Santa"

New slide



Neo - "Do you like the new slide, I've drawn for yas water world?"

Dad - "Yes and all the people"

Neo - "The one without hair is you, because you don't have much"

Moon and back

Neo - "Mummy I will miss you when I am in England and your here"
Mummy - "I will miss you more, I love you so much, make sure you look after your little brother"
Neo - "And daddy"
Mummy - "Yeah, and daddy"
Neo - "Because sometimes he doesn't know something, but I do ... and I can be looking after Diesel whilst daddy is doing things"
Mummy - "Yeah you can that's because you are a very good big brother and Diesel loves you lots and lots"
Neo - "But I love him more ... I love him to the moon and back"
Mummy - "Awww"
Neo - "I love you to the moon and back and back again, I will miss you mummy ...will you be sad to go to school without me?"
Mummy - "Yeah I will miss you"
Neo - "Why are your eyes red? ... Are my eyes red? ... Did you colour them in?"
Mummy - "Right Neo it's time to go ... you, daddy and Diesel need to go through there" (passport control)
Neo - "Ok mummy, I'll see you later alligator"
Mummy - "Bye baby, Mummy loves you"

Bye Shain

Nutters

Neo - "Are cars only allowed to go on the road?"
Mummy - "Yeah"
Neo - "But some people walk or run on them"
Mummy - "Only at the traffic lights"
Neo - "Yeah and you can only cross when it's a green light and not a red light, people who cross on red lights are nutters"
Mummy - "Nutters"
Neo - "Yeah, Martin is a nutter as there was no lights"
Mummy - "No there wasn't"
Neo - "There are no lights on a motorway"
Mummy - "No there are not"
Neo - "You shouldn't cross the motorway, otherwise you'll get run over like Martin, he's a nutter isn't he"

Mummies tummy

Daddy - "Why we going into Mothercare ... now what do we need?"
Mummy - "I am looking for the attachment thingy for Diesels buggy"
Neo - "Mummy needs stuff for the baby in her tummy"
Mummy - "Oi ... I don't have a baby in my tummy any more, Diesel is here"
Neo - "Yeah you do ... you have a big tummy"

Morning plans

Daddy - "In the morning you need to get straight up"
Neo - "What so no mucking about like I normally do?"
Daddy - "Yeah no mucking about"
Neo - "Oh man"













 

Drawing

FS2

Neo- "I don't want to be in FS1 anymore"
Daddy- "You only have 2 more days of it"
Neo- "Yea but I've done it now so can I go to FS2 next week?"

Effiel Tower

Neo - "That's where were going isn't it?"
Mummy - "Where? What?"
Neo - "There that thing ... The thing in front on you"
Mummy -"A car?"
Neo - "No"
Mummy -"A Van?"
Neo - "No, look up"
Mummy -"The sky?"
Neo - "No, that thing"
Mummy -"Neo, I can't see what your pointing at from behind me"
Neo - "The red thing"
Mummy -"A pylon?"
Neo - "Yeah that's where were going"
Mummy -"Do you mean the Effiel Tower?"
Neo - "Yeah its like that isn't it"
Mummy -"Well kind of, its a similar shape but its a lot taller"
Neo - "Yeah its like lots of them on top of each other"
 

Girls

This is my and my best friend Khalifa, and here is a drawing which he did of me :)

Daddy - "What did you do at playtime?"
Neo - "Me and Khalifa don't like girls, so we chased them all with knifes and swords to kill them all"
Daddy - "That's not very nice"
Neo - "It's only pretend daddy, not really knifes and swords"
Daddy - "What about Chloe?
Neo - "Oh I like Chloe but no others and no big girls"
Daddy - "What about Cody and Hubre?
Neo - "Oh their ok too"



 

Fathers day

Mummy - "Have you wished daddy a Happy Fathers Day?"
Neo - "No"
Mummy - "Well today is a special day for all the Daddies in England, its Fathers day, so you need to wish him a Happy Fathers day"
Neo - "It's not fair he just had his birthday, why does he get a second special day?"

Magners

Neo - "Can I have a magners?" (Magners is JUST Apple juice to me and not an adult drink this is because my Uncle Neal used to be a landlord of a pub in central London and as the adults were drinking magners, I used to have one too, so I was the same as mummy but mine had no added ingredients)
Mummy - "Is there a please in that?"
Neo - "Yes"
Mummy - "Well"
Neo - "Mummy PLEASE can I have a magners"
Mummy - "Yes ok"
Neo - "Mummy I like it with a dash of water in it ... but you have to put the water in first ... and not too much just a thumb amount and then the magners ... up to the line ... ok mummy?"
 

Bird poo

Neo - "Why do birds poo everywhere?"
Daddy - "Because they don't have toilets"
Neo - "Well I hate it ... They poo everywhere ... Everywhere has bird poo ... and I hate it"
 

Me at Daddies birthday brunch, eating marshmellow's covered in chocolate, yummy

Aunty Annie

Secret

Neo - "Daddy do you want to hear a secret?"
Daddy - "Oh ok then"
Neo - "You've got glasses for your birthday, and they look expensive"

Firefighter

Neo - "I want to be a fireman when I grow up"
Mummy - "That would be a scary job, you would have to go into burning buildings"
Neo - "No to one which goes in buildings, a helicopter fireman"
Mummy - "Oh the ones who fly over fires and unload all of the water on top of the fires?"
Neo - "Yeah one of them"
Mummy - "Well that's still a dangerous job as you can't fly to close to the fires otherwise your helicopter might catch on fire"
Neo - "Mine won't as it will made of special stuff which can't catch on fire"

 

To the toilet

Daddy - "What are you doing up?"
Neo - "I needed the toilet"
Daddy - "So why are you in here?"
Neo - "Because I can't turn on the light"
Daddy - "But you don't need to turn it on, it's already on"
Neo - "Oh yeah I forgot, and my stool is on the floor so I could stand on it"
Daddy - "You can reach the switch standing on the floor"
Neo - "Only on my tippy toes and I don't like standing on them"
Daddy - "Right go to the toilet and get back into bed"
Neo - "Ok, goodnight ... I love you"

High

Neo - "What is it that I suck when I get high?"
Mummy - "What? What stuff?"
Neo - "You know when I get high"
Mummy - "When do you get high?"
Neo - "In a plane ... when I get high in a plane"
Mummy - "Oh, you suck sweets or a lollipop"
Neo - "Well you will have to pack they in daddies bag for me for our plane otherwise he might forget"
Mummy - "Ok I will pack you some sweet and you will have to make sure that Diesel sucks on a dummy or his bottle"
Neo - "I promise ... I will otherwise he might get poorly ears"

Diesels first swimming session EVER at Thomas's Party

Sleepy Boys

Own way

Neo - "Arghhh I hate you"
Mummy - "That's nice of you"
Neo - "Can I watch my tv?"
Mummy - "No you can not"
Neo - "Why not?"
Mummy - "Because you do not just walk in here with an attitude and get your own way"
Neo - "Well I want to"

School :(

Neo - "Why do I have to go to school? I thought I was ill and didn't have to go to school"
Daddy - "Because mummy needs to feed Diesel, we won't be there very long"
Neo - "You can go and I'll stay here, I am a big boy now I can stay here on my own"

Me and my class at school

Back to school, or not

Neo - "I'm going to school today" (after being sent home from school on Sunday)
Mummy - "well I'm not sure as you've been up most of the night"
Neo - "I am going... It's boring at home"
Mummy - "Ok but if you feel poorly tell Miss, then daddy can come and get you"
Neo - "I won't as I'll be with my friend Ahmed"
Mummy - "Oh that's good then"
Daddy to mummy quietly - "Its Ahmeds birthday today, so he's just going in to eat cake and get his party bag.
I ate my slice of cake and played with Ahmed and was then sent home sick.

Toe

Neo - "Mummy, Daddy hurt my toe"
Mummy - "Ahhh I'm sure it was an accident"
Neo - "Yeah"
Mummy - "And that he said sorry"
Neo - "Um"
Mummy - "Well I can't see anything"
(looking at right hurt rubbing top of foot)
Neo - "It hurts, lots"
Mummy - "Which one?"
Neo - "This one" (said looking at big toe on LEFT foot)
Mummy - "I thought it was on the other foot"
Neo - "Yeah this one" (looking at big toe on RIGHT foot)
Mummy - "It doesn't hurt you don't even know which foot it is"

Name

Neo - "My name is cooler than that little guys"
Mummy - "You mean Diesel?"
Neo - "Yeah my name is cooler than Diesel's"
Mummy - "You both have cool names"
Neo - "Yeah but my name is cooler ... as it has William in it ... and that was my pretty nannies daddies name and he was cool, so I'm cooler than Diesel"

Babysitting

Daddy - "Come on Neo you need to put your shoes on, we need to go to the shop"
Neo - "You can go and I'll look after Diesel, shopping's boring"

Chloe

Neo - "I don't want to go to Chloe's house at the weekend"
Mummy - "I thought you wanted too"
Neo - " Not at the weekend, that's a long time away... I want to go another day"
Mummy - " So you are still friends with Chloe?"
Neo - "Yeah ... She is my girlfriend"
Mummy - "Oh, that's ok then"
Neo - "Do you know where she lives?"
Mummy - "Yeah"
Neo - "Ok, are you ready to go then?"

3 in the bed and the little one said ...

Angry

Neo - "Mummy I'm angry, do you know why?"
Mummy - "Yeah ... because you didn't get own way"
Neo does stroppy angry, looking out tops of his eyes with chin touching his chest
Mummy - "Hahahahahahahaha"
Neo - "Stop laughing at me I'm angry" To prove it I stood on top of my soft doggy
Mummy - "Now what are you doing?"
Neo - " I'm Angry so I'm killing my dog"
....about 5 minutes later ...
Neo - "Did you see my anger style?"
 

Laugh

Neo - "You shouldn't laugh in front of a stranger"
Mummy - "Why not?"
Neo - "Because they won't know why your laughing"

Vitamin D

My doctor said my little brother has to have vitamin D drops as most babies have a vit D deficiency (out here believe it or not) but mummy said a pool day or two is a better idea...

Indian

Daddy - "Neo what are you doing with those sequins?"
Neo -"I'm getting a red one"
Daddy - "What for?"
Neo - "To stick on my head .... (Daddy looked confused) .... So I can be an Indian"
Daddy - "What?"
Neo - "Rawdah had one on her head the other day, What glue can I use to stick it on?"
Daddy - "You can't stick a sequin on your head"
Neo - "What can I stick then?"

Look I found a Rhino beetle

Lion or Tiger

Quote video today ...

Sorry if you all have to turn your heads to watch it, "your lucky if you have an iPad or a laptop as you can turn the screen easy, but if you have a big tv screen you have to pretend your going to sleep to watch it"

Hospital

Mummy - "Neo please don't carry that box over Diesel"
Neo - "Why not? I didn't drop it"
Mummy - "I know you didn't, but that is very lucky, because if you dropped it we would have to go to hospital"
Neo - "Oh, but would we see Martin there?"
(Martin is Amelia and Grace's daddy and he is currently visiting hospital with a poorly leg)

Yeah, Diesel's passport arrived today so now he can come travelling with me in the summer :D

 

Old McDonald ...

Neo - "Old McDonald had a farm e i e i o and that farm he had some goose e i e i o"
Daddy - "Its geese not goose ... He had some geese"
Neo - "No, he had some goose"
Daddy - "No, he had some geese"
Neo - "No, he only has one"
Daddy - "Well in that case he had A goose, you can't have some goose"
Neo - "Ok, Old McDonald had a farm... "

Here is me and my 'girl' friend Chloe, sorry shes just got her pants on we had spent the day playing in the paddling pool and she was getting dress when I was leaving. This is us giving each other a goodbye cuddle, I am not going to see her for about 18 hours, which is a very long time you know.

Get up

Neo - "Mummy it's time to get up"
Mummy - " Yep I'm getting up now"
Neo - " Come on were going to nannies hotel"
Mummy - " I know, I'm coming"
Neo - "No your not, daddy has already gone to the gym and he's taken Diesel"
Mummy - " I know"
Neo - "Come on then, I know your still asleep"
Mummy - "Why do you say that"
Neo - "Coz when your asleep you talk slowly"

Happiness

Neo - "I love my little brother"

I'm the winner ..

Mummy to Daddy - "What was Neo's quote today?"
Diesel - "Awwww"
Daddy - "Oh is that right, is it a Diesel quote today?"
Mummy - "haha"
Neo - "No I said... I wanted to wear my swimming hat as it makes me go fast and I don't want to shave my head"
Mummy - "Oh yeah, but why would you shave your head?"
Neo - "Coz the swimming racer either wear hats or shave their heads"

Not sure why my video's won't attach, but here I am winning ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obr3z95EQ6M 

Swimming

Neo - "Why is Diesel's bath so small?"
Mummy - "Because he's small"
Neo - "But thats not fair as I can't fit in his bath"
Mummy - "I know it's Diesel's bath ... You used to have a little bath like his when you were a baby"
Neo - "But I want me and Diesel to have baths together"
Mummy - "Well he can go in your bath with you"
Neo - "Today?"

 

27

Neo - "mummy I have ear ache, I need some medicine"
Mummy - "Ok I will just be a minute? And I'll be back with some for you"
Neo - "How long is a minute?"
Mummy - "60 seconds"
Neo - "Ok ... 1, 2, 3, 4 ... 26 ... Hurry up"
Mummy - " I'm coming"
Neo - "Good coz I don't like 27"

Brain

Thomas to Neo whilst playing with Lego - " How do you know what to do?"
Neo - " Coz my brain tells me what to do"

Here is a link to a video of me and Thomas on the BIG yellow slide at the soft play area at Delma Mall.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGIkuHNhZSI

Diesel and Atti

Hairdressers

Mummy to Thomas - "Why's your hair all wet?"
Thomas - "Neo's is too"
Daddy - "Neo you still haven't washed your face"
Neo - "Coz we were playing hair dressers"

Milk

Neo - "Diesel is having his milk, he drinks mummy milk and I drink cows milk"
Amelia - "I drink cows milk"
Neo - "Yeah, only Diesel drinks mummy milk ... I used to when I was a baby"
Amelia - "I used to drink chicken milk when I was a baby"
Neo - "chickens don't make milk, they make eggs"

Grumpy

Neo - "I'm hungry"
Mummy - "What do you want to eat?"
Neo - "I'm thirsty
Mummy - "What do you want to drink?"
Neo - "I'm bored"
Mummy - "What do you want to play?"
Neo - "I'm ... "
Mummy - "Tired by any chance?"
Neo - "No, thirsty"
Mummy - "So, what do you want to drink?"
Neo - "Arrrrrrrrrr I'm thirsty"
Mummy - "What do you want to drink?"
Neo - "I'm sad" (crying)
Mummy gave me a massive cuddle - "Mummy will make you a pink drink, then I can have big cuddles with my little boy"
Neo - "I'm not your little boy, Diesel is"
Mummy - "Ok, with my big boy. Mummy loves you lots and lots"
Neo - "Me too"

Sunset at the golf course

 

Golf club

Diesel first trip to the golf club

Walls in head

Neo - "Do you like this song?"
Daddy - "No, it gets in my head"
Neo - "It doesn't me, as I have walls in my head to stop things getting in there"

Bum

Neo - "Sometimes daddy, you're a pain in the bum"

My with my 'pretties' and Diesel

 

Looking after my little brother

Earlier daddy was cooking my dinner and mummy was in the bath, me and Diesel were in the front room (I was watching Lilo and Stitch and Diesel was asleep), I went into ask daddy how long dinner would be ...
Neo - "How long will it be?"
Daddy - "Why are you carrying Diesel?"
Neo - "Coz I've come to see how long it will be"
Daddy - "But why have you brought in Diesel"
Neo - "I didn't want him to be on his own"

 

Police train

Neo - "I'm the police you be a badie"
Thomas - "Ner Ner Ner Ner come and get me"
Neo - " When I say 'well well well what have we got here's to the other badie then you can escape"
Thomas - " ok"
Neo - " Yeah coz that's what happens"
Mummy - "Say's who?"
Neo - "I saw it"
Thomas - "Yeah I saw it too"

Batteries

Mummy - "Shall we change the battery? That will make your train go faster"
Neo - "Yeah"
Mummy removes the battery, and passes it to Neo
Mummy - "Can you put it in the bin please"
Neo - "No, you don't put batteries in the bin"
Mummy - "Oh yeah sorry, I forgot"
Neo - "Yeah, they kill rabbits ... And I like rabbits"
Mummy - "The chemicals in the battery you mean"
Neo - "yeah they go in the mud and grass, then rabbits die"

Frog spawn drink

Me and mummy saw this in the supermarket and I  thought it looked like tadpoles, yuk

My school Art Exhibition

Neo - "Look mummy I did this one"
Mummy - "Wow, is it based on Kandinsky"
Neo - "We looked at candy sky and moody rain"
Mummy - "Moody rain?"
Neo - "Yeah do you know him?"
Mummy - "Do you main Mondrian?"
Neo - "Yeah he painted squares, I like squares"
Mummy (pointing to a painting) - "Ahh look this artist painted a snail using squares"
Neo - "His name is Matisse, thats not a very good snail I can draw one better than that"

Me and Diesel

Gangham Style

Me feeding a little zebra

Neo - "Why does everyone at school like that gang ham style song?   ... I don't it's rubbish"
Daddy - "I don't know, they just do"
Neo - "And why does grandad say gang bang style? ... it's not a firework is it"