Diggerland

Friday Granddad - "Are you going to drive a digger today at Diggerland?"
Neo - "Are there Diggers there?"
Daddy - "It's Diggerland, the whole place is full of diggers"
Neo - "Small ones? or can I go on a big one too?"
Daddy - "Loads of Diggers of every type"





 

Thank you Aunty Chelle

After my 4 days staying at Aunty Chelle, I wrote her and Chris a note which says 'Thank you lots of love Neo XXX'

My quote's this morning
At 3am
Neo - "Is it time to get up now?"
Mummy - "No, it's still bedtime go back to sleep"

At 3:30am
Neo - "Now???"
Mummy - "No, go to sleep"

At 4am
Neo - "Mummy... "
Mummy - "No Neo, sleep"

At 4:30am
Mummy - "Neo go to sleep"
Neo - "I'm waiting for Chelle to get up and play"

At 8:30am
Neo - "Where's Aunty Chelle?"
Mummy - "At work"
Neo (screaming at crying at the top of his voice) - "Why did you make me go to sleep, I wanted to play with Aunty Chelle,  you didn't let me, I want Aunty Chelle, it's not fair. I'm not going anywhere with you, I'm staying here for Aunty Chelle and Chris" - I repeated this in various different combinations, at various different pitches and tones all at maximum volume for about 10 minutes solid

At 5pm

Mummy - "As your wearing your watch, please can you tell me when it gets to 5 o'clock, as when it's 5 o'clock we need to be making our way to the park to meet Eva and Hannah"
Neo - Ok mummy I will do"

At 3:10pm
Neo - "Mummy the red hand is at 3 which means in two hours we need to go to the park"

 

 

At 3:45pm
Neo - "Mummy the black hand is nearly at the top so soon it will be 4 o'clock"

At 4:03pm
Neo - "Mummy it is 4o'clock, in one hours time we have to be in the park"

At 4:46pm
Neo -"Mummy we need to be setting off now it's nearly 5 o'clock"

At 5:14pm (whilst stuck in traffic on way to the park)
Neo - "Come on Mummy, we're late its gone 5 o'clock, we should already be at the park"
Mummy - "No neo it's ok, we're meeting them just after 5:30"
Neo - "But we're late, they might leave"
Mummy - "They won't even be there yet ... And I can't go any faster look at the traffic"
Neo - "Just drive up the middle ... they will move out of the way"
Mummy - "We're not in Abu Dhabi now, we can't just make our own lane"
Neo - "Why not? They do in Abu Dhabi, and we are late"

Race

Neo - "Aunty Chelle, let's race the bikes down the stairs"
Aunty Chelle - "No it's too noisy mummy and Diesel are asleep"
Neo - "No Chelle, we just race quietly"

Smuggled away

Neo - "Look what I smuggled away from Friday nannies"

Not in Abu Dhabi

Me, daddy and Diesel tree climbing

Neo - "That lady is nudey rudey over there"
Mummy - "No she's not, she is wearing a bikini top and shorts"
Neo - No that's her bra .... it doesn't look very nice does it"
Mummy - "Ummm"
Neo - "Your not allowed to just wear a bra in a park are you?"
Mummy - "Well your not in allowed to in Abu Dhabi"
Neo - "That's good, otherwise people wear clothes which are too small for them"

 

Happy Birthday Friday Grandad

Me (Neo) with my Fridays

Chicks

Neo - "What is that lady doing with those chicks?"
Pretty Nanny - "She's taking them home"
Lady - "Chickens make such great pets, I've always had chickens"
Neo (whispering to nanny) - "I think you should have some pet chickens"
Nanny - "I can't, I have 3 cats"
Neo - "They wouldn't mind"
Nanny - "Banksy wouldn't mind, he would eat them"
Neo - "He might not ...."

Precious

Neo - “This car is like Diesel”
Mummy - “Why is it like Diesel?”
Neo - “Because its really precious”
Mummy - “Ahhh that’s sweet”
Neo - “Yeah they would both get damaged if you’re too rough with them”

 

Mummy animals

Whilst at Finkley Down Farm with 'my Pretties'

 

Neo (whilst looking at a mummy pig) - "What are those on the pigs belly?"

Pretty nanny - "That's her boobs ... look at how many little piglets she has got, she needs lots of boobs, so she can feed them all"

Neo - "Like mummy feeds Diesel"

Nanny - "Yeah, just like that"

 

After moving over to look at the goat pen

 

Neo - "Look nanny that goat has got boobs on her bum.... Booby bum bum .... haha ... booby bum bum"

FS1 Photo

Nannies house

Neo – “Pretty nannies house is better than Friday nannies”

Mummy – “That’s not nice”
Neo – “Do you know why?”
Mummy – “No, why?”
Neo – “Because pretty nanny has a toilet upstairs and downstairs, and it takes a long time to hold it to get upstairs in Friday nannies”

Nannies team

Neo - "I'm in nannies team today"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I want....

Diesel and Cousin Zac

Daddy to mummy - "Do you want anything?"
Mummy - "Just some water please"
Neo - "That's not fair, daddy didn't ask me if I want anything"
Mummy - "I have already got you some apple juice for you"
Neo - "But what if I don't want apple juice .... I might be bored of apple juice"
Mummy - "O what do you want then?"
Neo - "Apple juice"
Mummy - "I thought you wanted something else"
Neo - "No, I was just saying"

Mummies home

Friday nanny - "Look who's here"
Neo - "Yeah I know ... MUMMMMMYYYYYYY"
Mummy - "Hiya baby, how are you?"
Neo - "I missed you"
Mummy - "I missed you too, I love you"
Neo - "I do you more"

Grow up

Neo - "When I grow up I want to be Santa"

New slide



Neo - "Do you like the new slide, I've drawn for yas water world?"

Dad - "Yes and all the people"

Neo - "The one without hair is you, because you don't have much"

Moon and back

Neo - "Mummy I will miss you when I am in England and your here"
Mummy - "I will miss you more, I love you so much, make sure you look after your little brother"
Neo - "And daddy"
Mummy - "Yeah, and daddy"
Neo - "Because sometimes he doesn't know something, but I do ... and I can be looking after Diesel whilst daddy is doing things"
Mummy - "Yeah you can that's because you are a very good big brother and Diesel loves you lots and lots"
Neo - "But I love him more ... I love him to the moon and back"
Mummy - "Awww"
Neo - "I love you to the moon and back and back again, I will miss you mummy ...will you be sad to go to school without me?"
Mummy - "Yeah I will miss you"
Neo - "Why are your eyes red? ... Are my eyes red? ... Did you colour them in?"
Mummy - "Right Neo it's time to go ... you, daddy and Diesel need to go through there" (passport control)
Neo - "Ok mummy, I'll see you later alligator"
Mummy - "Bye baby, Mummy loves you"

Bye Shain

Nutters

Neo - "Are cars only allowed to go on the road?"
Mummy - "Yeah"
Neo - "But some people walk or run on them"
Mummy - "Only at the traffic lights"
Neo - "Yeah and you can only cross when it's a green light and not a red light, people who cross on red lights are nutters"
Mummy - "Nutters"
Neo - "Yeah, Martin is a nutter as there was no lights"
Mummy - "No there wasn't"
Neo - "There are no lights on a motorway"
Mummy - "No there are not"
Neo - "You shouldn't cross the motorway, otherwise you'll get run over like Martin, he's a nutter isn't he"

Mummies tummy

Daddy - "Why we going into Mothercare ... now what do we need?"
Mummy - "I am looking for the attachment thingy for Diesels buggy"
Neo - "Mummy needs stuff for the baby in her tummy"
Mummy - "Oi ... I don't have a baby in my tummy any more, Diesel is here"
Neo - "Yeah you do ... you have a big tummy"

Morning plans

Daddy - "In the morning you need to get straight up"
Neo - "What so no mucking about like I normally do?"
Daddy - "Yeah no mucking about"
Neo - "Oh man"













 

Drawing

FS2

Neo- "I don't want to be in FS1 anymore"
Daddy- "You only have 2 more days of it"
Neo- "Yea but I've done it now so can I go to FS2 next week?"

Effiel Tower

Neo - "That's where were going isn't it?"
Mummy - "Where? What?"
Neo - "There that thing ... The thing in front on you"
Mummy -"A car?"
Neo - "No"
Mummy -"A Van?"
Neo - "No, look up"
Mummy -"The sky?"
Neo - "No, that thing"
Mummy -"Neo, I can't see what your pointing at from behind me"
Neo - "The red thing"
Mummy -"A pylon?"
Neo - "Yeah that's where were going"
Mummy -"Do you mean the Effiel Tower?"
Neo - "Yeah its like that isn't it"
Mummy -"Well kind of, its a similar shape but its a lot taller"
Neo - "Yeah its like lots of them on top of each other"
 

Girls

This is my and my best friend Khalifa, and here is a drawing which he did of me :)

Daddy - "What did you do at playtime?"
Neo - "Me and Khalifa don't like girls, so we chased them all with knifes and swords to kill them all"
Daddy - "That's not very nice"
Neo - "It's only pretend daddy, not really knifes and swords"
Daddy - "What about Chloe?
Neo - "Oh I like Chloe but no others and no big girls"
Daddy - "What about Cody and Hubre?
Neo - "Oh their ok too"



 

Fathers day

Mummy - "Have you wished daddy a Happy Fathers Day?"
Neo - "No"
Mummy - "Well today is a special day for all the Daddies in England, its Fathers day, so you need to wish him a Happy Fathers day"
Neo - "It's not fair he just had his birthday, why does he get a second special day?"

Magners

Neo - "Can I have a magners?" (Magners is JUST Apple juice to me and not an adult drink this is because my Uncle Neal used to be a landlord of a pub in central London and as the adults were drinking magners, I used to have one too, so I was the same as mummy but mine had no added ingredients)
Mummy - "Is there a please in that?"
Neo - "Yes"
Mummy - "Well"
Neo - "Mummy PLEASE can I have a magners"
Mummy - "Yes ok"
Neo - "Mummy I like it with a dash of water in it ... but you have to put the water in first ... and not too much just a thumb amount and then the magners ... up to the line ... ok mummy?"
 

Bird poo

Neo - "Why do birds poo everywhere?"
Daddy - "Because they don't have toilets"
Neo - "Well I hate it ... They poo everywhere ... Everywhere has bird poo ... and I hate it"
 

Me at Daddies birthday brunch, eating marshmellow's covered in chocolate, yummy

Aunty Annie

Secret

Neo - "Daddy do you want to hear a secret?"
Daddy - "Oh ok then"
Neo - "You've got glasses for your birthday, and they look expensive"

Firefighter

Neo - "I want to be a fireman when I grow up"
Mummy - "That would be a scary job, you would have to go into burning buildings"
Neo - "No to one which goes in buildings, a helicopter fireman"
Mummy - "Oh the ones who fly over fires and unload all of the water on top of the fires?"
Neo - "Yeah one of them"
Mummy - "Well that's still a dangerous job as you can't fly to close to the fires otherwise your helicopter might catch on fire"
Neo - "Mine won't as it will made of special stuff which can't catch on fire"

 

To the toilet

Daddy - "What are you doing up?"
Neo - "I needed the toilet"
Daddy - "So why are you in here?"
Neo - "Because I can't turn on the light"
Daddy - "But you don't need to turn it on, it's already on"
Neo - "Oh yeah I forgot, and my stool is on the floor so I could stand on it"
Daddy - "You can reach the switch standing on the floor"
Neo - "Only on my tippy toes and I don't like standing on them"
Daddy - "Right go to the toilet and get back into bed"
Neo - "Ok, goodnight ... I love you"

High

Neo - "What is it that I suck when I get high?"
Mummy - "What? What stuff?"
Neo - "You know when I get high"
Mummy - "When do you get high?"
Neo - "In a plane ... when I get high in a plane"
Mummy - "Oh, you suck sweets or a lollipop"
Neo - "Well you will have to pack they in daddies bag for me for our plane otherwise he might forget"
Mummy - "Ok I will pack you some sweet and you will have to make sure that Diesel sucks on a dummy or his bottle"
Neo - "I promise ... I will otherwise he might get poorly ears"

Diesels first swimming session EVER at Thomas's Party

Sleepy Boys

Own way

Neo - "Arghhh I hate you"
Mummy - "That's nice of you"
Neo - "Can I watch my tv?"
Mummy - "No you can not"
Neo - "Why not?"
Mummy - "Because you do not just walk in here with an attitude and get your own way"
Neo - "Well I want to"

School :(

Neo - "Why do I have to go to school? I thought I was ill and didn't have to go to school"
Daddy - "Because mummy needs to feed Diesel, we won't be there very long"
Neo - "You can go and I'll stay here, I am a big boy now I can stay here on my own"

Me and my class at school

Back to school, or not

Neo - "I'm going to school today" (after being sent home from school on Sunday)
Mummy - "well I'm not sure as you've been up most of the night"
Neo - "I am going... It's boring at home"
Mummy - "Ok but if you feel poorly tell Miss, then daddy can come and get you"
Neo - "I won't as I'll be with my friend Ahmed"
Mummy - "Oh that's good then"
Daddy to mummy quietly - "Its Ahmeds birthday today, so he's just going in to eat cake and get his party bag.
I ate my slice of cake and played with Ahmed and was then sent home sick.

Toe

Neo - "Mummy, Daddy hurt my toe"
Mummy - "Ahhh I'm sure it was an accident"
Neo - "Yeah"
Mummy - "And that he said sorry"
Neo - "Um"
Mummy - "Well I can't see anything"
(looking at right hurt rubbing top of foot)
Neo - "It hurts, lots"
Mummy - "Which one?"
Neo - "This one" (said looking at big toe on LEFT foot)
Mummy - "I thought it was on the other foot"
Neo - "Yeah this one" (looking at big toe on RIGHT foot)
Mummy - "It doesn't hurt you don't even know which foot it is"

Name

Neo - "My name is cooler than that little guys"
Mummy - "You mean Diesel?"
Neo - "Yeah my name is cooler than Diesel's"
Mummy - "You both have cool names"
Neo - "Yeah but my name is cooler ... as it has William in it ... and that was my pretty nannies daddies name and he was cool, so I'm cooler than Diesel"

Babysitting

Daddy - "Come on Neo you need to put your shoes on, we need to go to the shop"
Neo - "You can go and I'll look after Diesel, shopping's boring"

Chloe

Neo - "I don't want to go to Chloe's house at the weekend"
Mummy - "I thought you wanted too"
Neo - " Not at the weekend, that's a long time away... I want to go another day"
Mummy - " So you are still friends with Chloe?"
Neo - "Yeah ... She is my girlfriend"
Mummy - "Oh, that's ok then"
Neo - "Do you know where she lives?"
Mummy - "Yeah"
Neo - "Ok, are you ready to go then?"

3 in the bed and the little one said ...