Sneeky mouse

Neo - "Daddy, Diesel isn't going to sleep"
Daddy - "He will do if you just leave him alone ... he's tired"
Neo - "Mummy take a picture of Diesel to show daddy, he's not going to sleep"
(The photo is the one mummy took to show daddy how sleepy Diesel was)

Mood

Neo - "No, I'm not in a mood ... Diesel is annoying me"

Wall

As mummy is washing my hair

Mummy - "Please turn and face the wall"
Neo - "Which wall?"
Mummy - "That wall, the wall I always get you to face"
Neo - "Well how am I meant to know which wall ... there's one there and there and there and there ... there are 4 of them in here"

 

Goat

Neo - "Look Diesel I caught a goat for us"

Giraffe feeding

Neo - "I like feeding the giraffes as long as their not eatting my hair"

Elephant poo

Neo - "Did you know how much elephants eat a day?"
Mummy - "No"
Neo - "Well its a lot and most of it they poo out in 20 minute's after they've eatten"

Jug

Mummy - "Please can you pass me the jug"
Neo - "Here's the dug"
Mummy - "J ... J ... J ... Jug"
Neo - "Mummy don't ... I do not have a sense of humor"

National anthem

Daddy - "Shhhh Neo, can you keep quiet as I need Diesel to stay asleep"
 

As daddy comes out of bedroom I welcomed him by shouting the UAE national anthem.
 

Help !!!!

Daddy - "Neo, don't go sliding down that dune as you will get stuck"

Neo - "No I will not"

 

Neo - "Help daddyyyyyy"

Daddy - "What's wrong?"

Neo - "I can't get back up, and I don't want to be left in the desert"



Blue

Neo - "Mummy, I'm going to be blue like you" - said 2 seconds before laying down and rolling in the blue powder within the blue throw zone.

Vietnam

Whilst sat on the sofa
Mummy - "Right Neo, you know that you want to move to a new house .... well I've got a new job and so we will be moving in the summer"
Neo - "Where to?"
Mummy - "Vietnam"
Neo (Whilst jumping off the sofa) - "Vietnam ...Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (whilst running laps around the sofa, for 5 minutes straight) .....Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

 

Old Grandad Len's Birthday

Happy Birthday Old Grandad.

Neo - "He is really old now, that's why he is my favorite Old Grandad"

Happy Birthday Friday Nanny

New house

Neo - "When are we going to move house?"
Mummy - "I think we'll move house in the summer"
Neo - "Are we going to live in a different country?"
Mummy - "Would you like to?"
Neo - "Yeah, one with trees .... and parks .... and monkeys .... and elephants"
Mummy - "Ok, I'll see what we can do"

Mummies hurting

Neo - "Why does mummy have to give her ID to the man?"
Daddy - "Because Mummy is in a lot of pain and so she is getting some strong medicine"
Neo - "But when I get medicine the man doesn't take my ID?"
Daddy - Mummy is getting medicine which you have to on a special register to have"
Neo - "I'm on a register at school"
Daddy - "No not that kind of register, mummy is going to go on the narcotics register as she is having medicine which is illegal in this country ... so she has to give her ID so they can place all of her details onto the register and if a police man see's mummy with the medicine she won't end up in prison"

Gromet

Me 20 minutes after I had my gromets fitted I was back awake and playing with my 'brave ted' Gromet.

 

Happy Birthday Pretty Nanny

Royal grounds

Wet D

Diesel loves swimming

Muscat with friends

Walking around near the royal palace

Juice

When we arrived at our hotel in Muscat, we received a welcome drink of juice, after sipping the juice...
Neo - "I dont like tomato juice"
Mummy - "It's orange juice" (the juice was orange in colour and taste)

Biscuit

Me giving him the biscuit

Neo - "Diesel would you like some of my biscuit?"
Mummy - "Don't give him that, he won't eat it"
Neo - "Yes he will, he always eats my biscuits"






 

Cutting

Arabic Gathering

Teams

Neo - "Mummy, I support daddies team now"
Mummy - "Not grandads?"
Neo - "No lots of people support them, but only daddy supports his team, so he's all alone"

Wadi Adventure Run (WAR)

Dinosaurs

Neo - "Mummy, you know we are learning about Dinosaurs at school, well we are not just learning about them alive, we are also learning about the dead ones too"
Mummy - "Oh well that's good as you uncovered a dinosaur skeleton last week with daddy and had to reassemble the bones"
Neo - "Yeah, so I know what they look like dead and alive"

 

Old Nanny O's Birthday

Here is my Old Nanny Olive, this is a photo of me and Nanny (unfortunately I do not have any recent photos as Nanny is in the stars but I know that she is OK as she is with Old Grandad Bill and my hamster Spot)

Mummy

Neo - "Mummy, Diesels got that cheeky face on, he's up to mischief"

Oi

Neo - "Look what happens when you say 'Oi' to Diesel..."
 

Tele

Neo - "It's raining outside, can I watch Tele?"

 

Brothers loving the slide

Running

Nanny - "How's daddies running going? Is he busy training?"
Neo - "Yeah, but he needs to do loads more to catch me"

Mermaids

Neo - "Daddy, do mermaids eat food?"
Daddy - "I don't know, I don't know any mermaids"
Neo - "Yeah you do, you know everyone"

Here is a piccy of Diesel wirh attitude as his second tooth came today

Time to sleep

On the way to bed mummy asked me to take my toys back into my room.

Neo - "Why do I need them? .... I'm going to bed to sleep. I'm not going to play in there now, it's past my bedtime"

Hat

Neo - "Look mummy, I found Diesel a hat like my hoody"

Camel ride

Mummy - "Is Diesel having a horsey ride?"
Neo - "No, a camel ride"

Loo

Neo - "Mummy have you or Daddy used this loo after you cleaned it?"
Mummy - "No, why?"
Neo - "And did you clean it all? ...the loo...  The sink...  And the floor?"
Mummy - "Yes, why?"
Neo - "Then I can use it... I need the loo, but if you had used it or not cleaned it properly then I would use mine. I don't want to get sick"

Old Nanny's Birthday

Old Grandad Len and Old Nanny Sue

Sickness

Neo - "Daddy it's good that Me and you don't get sick, because otherwise we would have to stay in bed"
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Poorly Diesel

Mummy (7am) - "Shhh .... Diesel has just got to sleep, he's been up since the middle of the night"
Neo - "Why has he?"
Mummy - "Coz he's been sick all night, do you remember the time the you was really sick in the middle of the night? It's not nice is it"
Neo - (crying) "It makes me sad, when Diesel's ill. I love him so much, I wish I could make him better"

Happy New Day

Mummy - "Happy New year"
Neo - "No mummy it's 'happy new day' not year, how can it be a happy year as it might be a bad one"
Mummy - "Well hopefully it will be a good happy year"
Neo - "But there will always be good and bad days, so it's a 'Happy New day"

Bath

Mummy - "I thought you were having a bath?"
Neo. - "No I ran a bath for my crab, so I can go fishing"
Mummy - "I said to do that in the sink so you didn't waste water"
Neo - "I ran a Diesel size bath, as Diesel needs a bath soon.... Do I look stupid? I don't think so!"