Pool to desert

Neo - "I love the pool, it disappears into the desert"

 

Romantic stay at Liwa

Neo - "Mummy, Why are there petals all over the bed?"
Mummy - "Because it is mummy and daddies anniversary, so it is to celebrate our wedding day"
Neo - "But what about Neo and Diesel day?"

Happy 4th Anniversary

Heart and Bottle

Whilst read the book 'The heart and the bottle'

Mummy - "You can't put your heart in a bottle"
Neo - "It's not real ... that means it's fiction, if it was non-fiction it would be real"

Eyes

Mummy - "Ahhh look at Diesel"
Neo - "I can't see him ... I don't have eyes in the back of my head like you"
Mummy - "I don't have eyes in the back of my head"
Neo - "Why do some teachers have eyes in the back of their's,  but not you"

White broccoli

Found this today on the Colour run website, of Daddy and Diesel

Daddy - "What did you have for lunch today?"
Neo - "Beef ... spicy beef,
with white stuff"
Daddy - "What white stuff?"
Neo - "It looked like white broccoli"
Daddy - "Cauliflower"
Neo - "Yeah that and chips and burger, with tomato ketchup"

Drive into Dubai, from Abu Dhabi

Neo - "I hate the drive to Dubai, and I hate Dubai"

Good little brother

Ms Bashir (Neo's old teacher from last year) - "How is your little brother, Diesel?"
Neo - "Diesel is a relly good little brother ... do you know why? ... because if he falls over and bumps his head he doesn't cry"

Stitch

Mummy - "Neo, whats is stitch doing in the corner of the living room? ... he should be in your bedroom"
Neo - "He was chilling out with his mates earlier"

Lay in

Daddy at 7pm last night - "Tomorrow is a lay in day and if you have a lay in ...till 9am we will go to Yas waterworld, but if you get up early we will just go and do  boring shopping"
Neo at 6am - " Morning daddy, I don't want to go to Yas today"

Swimming

Neo - "I think Diesel loves swimming as much as he loves me"

Tiger

Neo - "Look mummy I'm a tiger ....rrrrrrrr"

Ben

Mummy - "So Neo whilst you are at your drumming lesson you must listen and pay attention, so you can learn"
Neo - "Yeah like Ben ... Not the Ben in my class but the Ben in England ... the one who used to go to gymnastics"
Mummy - "Was Ben good at listening?
Neo - "No"

Walk

Me, Uncle Chris and Aunty Chelle

Neo - "I'm bored shopping, are we going home now?"
Mummy - "Yes we are but we can either walk down the road for about 20 minutes, or we can take a boat to the other side then walk through the souq then catch another boat to the car. Which one do you want to do?"
Neo - "I like the boats , and I do not like walking"






 

Zoggy

Chelle - "Neo, what shall we call our new bunnies?"
Neo - "Coco and Zoggy"
Chelle - " We can't call one Zoggy as they are going to both be girls, and Zoggy is more of a boys name"
Neo - "Oh ok, Mrs zoggy"

Dog

Neo - "Daddy, Diesel wants a pet one of these"
Mummy - "Shame they don't live anymore ... but if they did it would definitely trash our house"
Daddy - "If you find one you can keep it"
Neo - "Lets go and look Diesel"

Shirt

Half way to school

 

Daddy - "Wait and I'll pull your coller out"
Neo - "Ok"
Daddy - "Where is you shirt?"
Neo - "Don't know"

 

 

Diesel's 1st Birthday party (Joint)

Diesel with Daddy, Nicholas with his mummy and Theo with his mummy and daddy

Me, Bengy and Sasha blowing out the candles

Diesel with no trousers on as his been in the pool,
But before daddy could dress him again he stole
someones chicken drumstick.

Henna

10 minutes after some henna

was applied to my wrist

 

Neo - "Arghhh it hurts"
Uncle Chris - How does it hurt?"
Neo - "A lot of hurt"

 

Tortoises

Neo - "Please can I have some grass for the tortoises"
Mummy - "Do you want all of it, for the tortoises?"
Neo - "Yes, pretty grandad would like it"

Scared

Neo - "Daddy scared me because, when I looked at the bed he looked like an alien"

Mosque trip

Neo - "Diesel stay here so mummy can take a photo of us"

Naughty

Neo - "Diesel is escaping"

Go daddy

Daddy run the WAR (Wadi Adventure race) 6

 

Mummy - " Neo you can run alongside daddy in the race on this bit but keep to the side and out of everyone's way"
Neo - "Can I go over the walls?"
Mummy - "No, you can't go over them, you couldn't even get over them look how big they are"
Neo - "Ok, if I'll walk with him as he will be slow going over the walls"

Look after

Neo - "Mummy you can do the shopping and I'll follow behind with Diesel, I'll look after him with my scooter"

Sneeky mouse

Neo - "Daddy, Diesel isn't going to sleep"
Daddy - "He will do if you just leave him alone ... he's tired"
Neo - "Mummy take a picture of Diesel to show daddy, he's not going to sleep"
(The photo is the one mummy took to show daddy how sleepy Diesel was)

Mood

Neo - "No, I'm not in a mood ... Diesel is annoying me"

Wall

As mummy is washing my hair

Mummy - "Please turn and face the wall"
Neo - "Which wall?"
Mummy - "That wall, the wall I always get you to face"
Neo - "Well how am I meant to know which wall ... there's one there and there and there and there ... there are 4 of them in here"

 

Goat

Neo - "Look Diesel I caught a goat for us"

Giraffe feeding

Neo - "I like feeding the giraffes as long as their not eatting my hair"

Elephant poo

Neo - "Did you know how much elephants eat a day?"
Mummy - "No"
Neo - "Well its a lot and most of it they poo out in 20 minute's after they've eatten"

Jug

Mummy - "Please can you pass me the jug"
Neo - "Here's the dug"
Mummy - "J ... J ... J ... Jug"
Neo - "Mummy don't ... I do not have a sense of humor"

National anthem

Daddy - "Shhhh Neo, can you keep quiet as I need Diesel to stay asleep"
 

As daddy comes out of bedroom I welcomed him by shouting the UAE national anthem.
 

Help !!!!

Daddy - "Neo, don't go sliding down that dune as you will get stuck"

Neo - "No I will not"

 

Neo - "Help daddyyyyyy"

Daddy - "What's wrong?"

Neo - "I can't get back up, and I don't want to be left in the desert"



Blue

Neo - "Mummy, I'm going to be blue like you" - said 2 seconds before laying down and rolling in the blue powder within the blue throw zone.

Vietnam

Whilst sat on the sofa
Mummy - "Right Neo, you know that you want to move to a new house .... well I've got a new job and so we will be moving in the summer"
Neo - "Where to?"
Mummy - "Vietnam"
Neo (Whilst jumping off the sofa) - "Vietnam ...Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (whilst running laps around the sofa, for 5 minutes straight) .....Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

 

Old Grandad Len's Birthday

Happy Birthday Old Grandad.

Neo - "He is really old now, that's why he is my favorite Old Grandad"

Happy Birthday Friday Nanny

New house

Neo - "When are we going to move house?"
Mummy - "I think we'll move house in the summer"
Neo - "Are we going to live in a different country?"
Mummy - "Would you like to?"
Neo - "Yeah, one with trees .... and parks .... and monkeys .... and elephants"
Mummy - "Ok, I'll see what we can do"

Mummies hurting

Neo - "Why does mummy have to give her ID to the man?"
Daddy - "Because Mummy is in a lot of pain and so she is getting some strong medicine"
Neo - "But when I get medicine the man doesn't take my ID?"
Daddy - Mummy is getting medicine which you have to on a special register to have"
Neo - "I'm on a register at school"
Daddy - "No not that kind of register, mummy is going to go on the narcotics register as she is having medicine which is illegal in this country ... so she has to give her ID so they can place all of her details onto the register and if a police man see's mummy with the medicine she won't end up in prison"

Gromet

Me 20 minutes after I had my gromets fitted I was back awake and playing with my 'brave ted' Gromet.

 

Happy Birthday Pretty Nanny

Royal grounds