Silly Genga

I showed this photo which Genga sent to us whilst Nanny and Genga are on holiday in Iceland, Diesel's words were...

"Silly Genga melenga... Nanny won't think its real, she will be drinking tea in a cafe"

Mummy - "What do you mean?"
Diesel - "He's just doing it so nanny will come to him but she won't"

Bronze certificate

Diesel celebrating getting 25 house points

School residential

Miss Neo

Diesel - "When is Neo coming home, from his school trip"
Mummy - "Tomorrow, why do you ask?"
Diesel - "Because I miss him"

Thailand national children's day party

Big free party, with free food, free drinks, children's games, bouncy castle and an old school open air movie showing (check out the size of the reel projector)

Pyjamas

Mummy - "Diesel have you got your pyjamas on?"
Diesel - "I don't want to wear pyjamas"
Mummy - "OK, what are you going to wear to bed then"
Diesel - "This"

No quiet trip to the hospital here

Diesel - "Why are they making so much noise, dancing and blowing bubbles don't they know this is a hospital .... Your meant to be quiet in hospital, people are sick" ?"

Brown bum

Diesel - "Look my bum is turning brown"
Mummy - "No that's where you had different shorts on, so the sun got to that white bit."
Diesel - "No it's not, the brown is spreading down because I want a brown bum"

Banana bread

Mummy - "Oh wow, look at the size of the burger..... And what are these?? Shark bread?"
Diesel - "No mummy, that's banana bread"
Neo - "Oh yeah, banana bread. Haha"

Flying pigs

Neo - " I just had the strangest dream ... flying pigs trying to eat me, because I've eaten loads of bacon"

First day back to school

Daddy - "Did you both have good first days back at school?"
Neo (quiet lack of energy) - "Yeah"
Diesel (quiet lack of energy) - "Yeah"
Daddy - "Was it good to see your friends again?"
Neo (quiet lack of energy) - "Yeah"
Diesel (quiet lack of energy) - "Yeah"
Daddy - "Did they all have a good Christmas?"
Neo (quiet lack of energy) - "Yeah"
Diesel (quiet lack of energy) - "Yeah"
Daddy - "So what did you do at school then?"
Neo (quiet lack of energy) - "Learn"
Diesel (quiet lack of energy) - "Lessons"
Daddy - "But it was good though?"
Neo (quiet lack of energy) - "Yeah"
Diesel (quiet lack of energy) - "Yeah"
Daddy - "Are you tired?"
Neo (quiet lack of energy) - "Yeah"
Diesel (quiet lack of energy) - "Yeah"
Daddy - "So I ...."
Diesel - "Daddy stop talking, just shhh"
Daddy - "Ok"
Neo and Diesel - "Shhh"

Summer

Neo - "Where are we going this summer?"
Mummy - "Ummm I think we're going to Australia"
Diesel - "NO!!"
Mummy - "Why not?"
Diesel - "Australia means injections"
Mummy - "No it doesn't"
Diesel - "Yes it does, where else can we go?"
Mummy - "Papya New Guinea"
Diesel - "Ooo that sounds interesting"
Mummy - "New Zealand"
Diesel - "No"
Mummy - "India"
Diesel - "Umm maybe"
Mummy - "Where do you fancy going?"
Diesel - "Africa"
Mummy - "That could mean injections"
Diesel - "No"
Mummy - "Plus if we go to Australia we can see great Uncle John"
Diesel - "No, he's not part of my family"
Neo - "Yes he is, he is Pretty Nannies brother"
Diesel - "No, my uncle is Boo Boo"

5 mins later...

Diesel - "And in Australia there is just sand"
Mummy - "It's not all sand"
Diesel - "Yeah it is you've never been so you don't know"

Quick swim at the end of the day

Die warts

Mummy took Diesel to the doctor to have them look at his warts on his finger, originally there was only one but everytime mummy or a doctor tries to get rid of it, it either grows and multiplies and now he has four big warts on his finger.

When at the doctors -
Diesel - "Why are we here?"
Mummy - "To see is the doctor can remove your bumps on your finger"
Diesel - "Wha my wart?"
Mummy - "Yeah, your warts"

5 minutes later ...

Doctor to Diesel - "What can I do for you?"
Diesel to the doctor - "Can you kill my warts"
Mummy - "Yeah we are here to see if you can treat warts on his finger, we have tried several times and unfortunately they are still there"
Diesel - "Yeah they won't die"

Leroy made a friend

Today we went to BMA dog park in Bangkok, and Leroy and this little dog enjoyed rolling around together

Good day

Mummy - "Have you had a good lazy day today?"
Neo - "Yeah, I've played with my Xbox"
Diesel - "Yeah"
Mummy - "So Diesel, what was the best thing you have done today?"
Diesel - "I shot Jeru"
Mummy - "That's not good, that's naughty you shouldn't shoot Jeru. Has she ever shot you?"
Diesel - "No, that's why it's good"

Penis

Whilst driving to the resturant this evening...

Diesel - "Neo just poked me"
Mummy - "Neo, leave Diesel alone"
Diesel - "He poked me in my penis"
Neo - "No I didn't, I poked your hand and your hand poked your penis"
Mummy - "OK guys, it's over now so no more poking or talk of poking"

...

Diesel (1 minute later) - "Mummy, did you know that the penis is more commonly known as a WILLY!" (Willy is in capital to show the volume which Diesel shouted the word, whilst sat at the traffic lights with the windows slightly open, I guess it a good job we live in Thailand)

Sparky Leal

Introducing Neo's bearded dragon

Back at Tin Tins restaurant

Diesel loves the food and the dog 'LouLou'

D and Bee

(They haven't seen each other for 18 months)
Best friends no matter where they are.

Catch up at the dog park

Outdoor barbers

Loy Katrong

Worshiping the water god

Aka, s birthday party 🎉

Sleepy heads

This is the time we get on best

Banana Pancake

Both the boys love the banana pancake Street food

Thailand vs Indonesia

Strange signs

Mummy and daddy got their Thai driving licenses today, whilst at the government building there was this poster, there are a few additional signs than in England.

Aunty Tiger came again

Parents night out - Soi Cowboy

Leroy arrived

Best day so far in Thailand

First match for Brighton College Bangkok

Aunty Tiger

Chilli eye

Clumsy Keeley got chilli in her eye

Pattaya crafting village

Expat shopping in Thailand = Happy boys

First day at Brighton College Bangkok

Got to grill, yummy food

Trip into town

Just a little temple in town

New bikes

Catch up with Nam

New Uniform fitting

Scary parents

Boat trip

Bye England

We have boarded and waiting to take off.

Having a WHALE of a time

Buses

Diesel - "I need to tell daddy...  Today we're going to see Tayo little buses, as their coming with Hannah"
Daddy -"Mr Boo Boo's Hannah?"
Diesel -"Hannah fixes the buses"

Combine Harvester time