Monday, 6 January 2014

Loo

Neo - "Mummy have you or Daddy used this loo after you cleaned it?"
Mummy - "No, why?"
Neo - "And did you clean it all? ...the loo...  The sink...  And the floor?"
Mummy - "Yes, why?"
Neo - "Then I can use it... I need the loo, but if you had used it or not cleaned it properly then I would use mine. I don't want to get sick"

Saturday, 4 January 2014

Sickness

Neo - "Daddy it's good that Me and you don't get sick, because otherwise we would have to stay in bed"
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Friday, 3 January 2014

Poorly Diesel

Mummy (7am) - "Shhh .... Diesel has just got to sleep, he's been up since the middle of the night"
Neo - "Why has he?"
Mummy - "Coz he's been sick all night, do you remember the time the you was really sick in the middle of the night? It's not nice is it"
Neo - (crying) "It makes me sad, when Diesel's ill. I love him so much, I wish I could make him better"

Thursday, 2 January 2014

Happy New Day

Mummy - "Happy New year"
Neo - "No mummy it's 'happy new day' not year, how can it be a happy year as it might be a bad one"
Mummy - "Well hopefully it will be a good happy year"
Neo - "But there will always be good and bad days, so it's a 'Happy New day"

Wednesday, 1 January 2014

Bath

Mummy - "I thought you were having a bath?"
Neo. - "No I ran a bath for my crab, so I can go fishing"
Mummy - "I said to do that in the sink so you didn't waste water"
Neo - "I ran a Diesel size bath, as Diesel needs a bath soon.... Do I look stupid? I don't think so!"

Saturday, 28 December 2013

Photo of mummy

Neo - "Mummy I know you don't like photos of you, but sit there and I'll take a nice one ............  See it is a nice one"

Friday, 27 December 2013

Good boy Diesel

Neo - "Diesel has been such a good boy, Santa haw brought him his own bike.....  Now we can ride our bikes together"

Thursday, 26 December 2013

The Elfs

Neo -"Grandad is silly, he's wearing a jumper in the desert"

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

Christmas spirit

 Neo - "Whilst you are all busy eating, I went and had my face painted, ta dar!"  

Sunday, 15 December 2013

Me and my family

Neo - "As pretty nanny is here she can take a photo of all of us"
Daddy - "Mummy doesn't like having her photo taken"
Neo - "Well she only has to stand there and smile"

Saturday, 14 December 2013