Monday, 16 March 2015

Old Grandad's Birthday

Old Nanny and Grandad and baby Neo
Mummy - "Today is Old Grandad's birthday"
Neo - "So now he's Old Old Grandad"


Sunday, 15 March 2015

Mothers Day

Mummy - "Today is Mothers Day"
Neo - "I know, I'm not making you a card"
Mummy - "Oh"
Neo - "I already made one ..."
Mummy - "Ahhhh have you?"
Neo - Yeah - "This one (showing the valentines card I made mummy, as daddy didn't buy one for mummy) ... So I'm not making another one"
Mummy - "Oh, but that one was for valentines day, and today is Mothers Day"
Neo - "But it says that I love you, so I don't need to make another one"

Saturday, 14 March 2015

Drivng

Mummy - "Arghhhh to drive a car on these roads is just mental"
Daddy - "I think it's OK"
Mummy - "That's because you are crazy"
Neo - "Your the crazy one, you ride a bike on these roads without a license"

Wednesday, 11 March 2015

New room

Today my brother moved out of my bedroom and into my old playroom, which mummy used to call 'the pit', I will miss him not being in my room. But at least now I have all of my toys in my room, mummy says that means I have no reason to leave my room in the morning and Diesel can have a lay in too, but it's him who wakes me up. So now mummy will not have a lay in as he will wake her, hehe.

Tuesday, 10 March 2015

God

Daddy - "Neo put your pyjamas on, how many times do I have to tell you for goodness sake"
Neo - "God is not here"

Friday, 6 March 2015

School

Mummy (to daddy) - "What are you up to today"
Diesel - "Me go scoo"
Mummy - "You will go to school in September, not today, you going to take Neo to school"
Diesel - "Nooooo me go scoo"
Daddy - "No, we'll take Neo to school then we're going swimming"
Diesel - "Me go scoo"

Thursday, 5 March 2015

Tuesday, 3 March 2015

Monday, 2 March 2015

Sunday, 1 March 2015

Train crash?

Mummy - "Look at this train carriage"
Daddy - "It looks like a train crash"
Mummy - "This is the longest train journey"
Daddy - "Next time if they don't have a sleeper carriage, and we are travelling for longer than 2-3hours, I think we should postpone the train journey"
Mummy - "This has to be the most uncomfortable 11 hours going"