Diesel at a Vietnamese party

Happy Birthday Mr Boo Boo

Happiness

Mud packs

Diesel insisted on having a mud pack and then Neo had to join in.

Diesel and Ben

Collapse after a balloon fight

Abracadabra

Neo - "Say abracadabra"
Diesel - "Abra Dhabr"
Neo - "Say abracadabra"
Diesel - "Abu Chaba"
Neo - "Say abracadabra not Abu Dhabi"
Diesel - "Abu Dhabiiiiiiiiiiiii"

Wee

Daddy - "Eat your breakfast!"
Diesel - "No I need a wee"
Neo - "You just had one"
Diesel - "Yeah but I still have some in me"

Button

Diesel - "Mummy can I be button again"
Mummy - "Ok night night Button"
Diesel - "No not here I want to be in your tummy again"
Mummy - "You can't, look how big you are, you won't fit in my tummy anymore"
Diesel - "Oh, can I be a taxi driver and a digger driver instead then"

Older

Mummy - "What do you want to be when your older?"
Diesel - "A fireman or a dinosaur"

Zombie

Diesel - "When you are ill jaywalking about you are like a zombie"

(mummy has Pneumonia)

Happy Birthday Old Genga

Playtime afterschool

Diesel and Ben

Haircut

Mummy - "Diesel shall we take you to get your hair cut?"
Diesel -"No, I want a tattoo"

Happy Birthday Friday Nanny

Old Nanny's Birthday

Rugby

Genga's Birthday

Little sister

Placing newborn baby Marina in Diesels lap
Mummy - "Diesel, would you like a little sister?"
Diesel - "No"
Mummy - "Little brother?"
Diesel - "No"

Pie

Daddy - "Right we are going to have pie for dinner .... What pie do you want?"
Neo - "Banoffee"
Daddy - "No, not a dessert, for your main meal"
Neo - "What other kind of pie is there? Banoffee pie, Apple pie, Cream pie, Pumpkin pie"
Daddy - "Steak or chicken?"
Neo - "In a pie???"

One more?

Sat in our regular bar chatting to the other regulars (including the local ladies of the nights) and bar staff, when all of a sudden we hear ...
Diesel (shouting) - "Do you want one more in your mouth?" said as he was feeding a lady of the night.