Monday, 7 January 2019

Summer

Neo - "Where are we going this summer?"
Mummy - "Ummm I think we're going to Australia"
Diesel - "NO!!"
Mummy - "Why not?"
Diesel - "Australia means injections"
Mummy - "No it doesn't"
Diesel - "Yes it does, where else can we go?"
Mummy - "Papya New Guinea"
Diesel - "Ooo that sounds interesting"
Mummy - "New Zealand"
Diesel - "No"
Mummy - "India"
Diesel - "Umm maybe"
Mummy - "Where do you fancy going?"
Diesel - "Africa"
Mummy - "That could mean injections"
Diesel - "No"
Mummy - "Plus if we go to Australia we can see great Uncle John"
Diesel - "No, he's not part of my family"
Neo - "Yes he is, he is Pretty Nannies brother"
Diesel - "No, my uncle is Boo Boo"

5 mins later...

Diesel - "And in Australia there is just sand"
Mummy - "It's not all sand"
Diesel - "Yeah it is you've never been so you don't know"

Saturday, 5 January 2019

Die warts

Mummy took Diesel to the doctor to have them look at his warts on his finger, originally there was only one but everytime mummy or a doctor tries to get rid of it, it either grows and multiplies and now he has four big warts on his finger.

When at the doctors -
Diesel - "Why are we here?"
Mummy - "To see is the doctor can remove your bumps on your finger"
Diesel - "Wha my wart?"
Mummy - "Yeah, your warts"

5 minutes later ...

Doctor to Diesel - "What can I do for you?"
Diesel to the doctor - "Can you kill my warts"
Mummy - "Yeah we are here to see if you can treat warts on his finger, we have tried several times and unfortunately they are still there"
Diesel - "Yeah they won't die"

Friday, 4 January 2019

Leroy made a friend

Today we went to BMA dog park in Bangkok, and Leroy and this little dog enjoyed rolling around together

Thursday, 3 January 2019

Good day

Mummy - "Have you had a good lazy day today?"
Neo - "Yeah, I've played with my Xbox"
Diesel - "Yeah"
Mummy - "So Diesel, what was the best thing you have done today?"
Diesel - "I shot Jeru"
Mummy - "That's not good, that's naughty you shouldn't shoot Jeru. Has she ever shot you?"
Diesel - "No, that's why it's good"

Wednesday, 2 January 2019

Penis

Whilst driving to the resturant this evening...

Diesel - "Neo just poked me"
Mummy - "Neo, leave Diesel alone"
Diesel - "He poked me in my penis"
Neo - "No I didn't, I poked your hand and your hand poked your penis"
Mummy - "OK guys, it's over now so no more poking or talk of poking"

...

Diesel (1 minute later) - "Mummy, did you know that the penis is more commonly known as a WILLY!" (Willy is in capital to show the volume which Diesel shouted the word, whilst sat at the traffic lights with the windows slightly open, I guess it a good job we live in Thailand)

Wednesday, 19 December 2018

D and Bee

(They haven't seen each other for 18 months)
Best friends no matter where they are.

Thursday, 22 November 2018

Wednesday, 7 November 2018

Strange signs

Mummy and daddy got their Thai driving licenses today, whilst at the government building there was this poster, there are a few additional signs than in England.