Little sister

Placing newborn baby Marina in Diesels lap
Mummy - "Diesel, would you like a little sister?"
Diesel - "No"
Mummy - "Little brother?"
Diesel - "No"

Pie

Daddy - "Right we are going to have pie for dinner .... What pie do you want?"
Neo - "Banoffee"
Daddy - "No, not a dessert, for your main meal"
Neo - "What other kind of pie is there? Banoffee pie, Apple pie, Cream pie, Pumpkin pie"
Daddy - "Steak or chicken?"
Neo - "In a pie???"

One more?

Sat in our regular bar chatting to the other regulars (including the local ladies of the nights) and bar staff, when all of a sudden we hear ...
Diesel (shouting) - "Do you want one more in your mouth?" said as he was feeding a lady of the night.

Arghhhh

Miss Keeley

Diesel - "Miss Keeley is angry"
Mummy - "Why?"
Diesel - "Because she's sad"
Mummy - "Sad?"
Diesel - "No, bad"
Mummy - "Bad?"
Diesel - "Yes, bad"
Mummy - "Why is she bad?"
Diesel - "Because she snatches toys"
Neo - "Yeah, she does snatch toys"

Literacy

Neo - "I really liked literacy today, because we were drawing and writing like this"

Row, row, row the boat gently down the stream

Splash park @ Vivocity

Two

Daddy - "Where is the other sock?"
Diesel - "Why do I need 2?"
Daddy - "How many feet do you have?"
Diesel - "Two"
Daddy - "That's why you need two"

Say 'Cheese'

Flat Tyre

In Vietnam, there are lots of people who sit at the side of the road to fix your bike, ready to pump up your tyres or fix your flat. Here we are having Daddies tyre fixed. The man let us have a go at whacking the tyre to glue the patch in place.

Hoover

Diesel - "Me cleaning up"
Mummy - "Shall I turn on the hoover?"
Diesel - "No no no it's scary"

Twinkle Twinkle

Diesel - "Twinkle Twinkle Traffic light ..."
Mummy - "Twinkle Twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are..."
Diesel - "No mummy its, Twinkle Twinkle traffic lights, shining bright upon our cars"

Eating

Mummy - "Diesel I am going to turn off the TV if your not eating"
Diesel - "I am eating"
Mummy - "No, you need to eat your sandwich"
Neo - "I'm eating my hat"

Wet pool day

Neo - "Lets stay in the pool, it doesn't matter if its pouring with rain"
Mummy - "Well I suppose we are British"

Vietnam Arsenal Football Team

Daddy - "Well done Neo, you made the Under 9 Arsenal Team, for the Vietnamese Saigon Football Competition"
Neo - "YEAH !!!!!"

Cake

Mummy - "Who wants cake?"
Neo - "Me"
Mummy - "I thought that would get your attention from the TV" 

Liar

Mummy - "Who spilt their milk?"
Neo - "It wasn't me"
Diesel - "You're such a liar"

Robot

Neo - "Look mummy a robot, are you scared?"
Mummy - "No, it's just a short Vietnamese man in a suit"

Happy Birthday Mr Boo Boo