Zombie

Diesel - "When you are ill jaywalking about you are like a zombie"

(mummy has Pneumonia)

Happy Birthday Old Genga

Playtime afterschool

Diesel and Ben

Haircut

Mummy - "Diesel shall we take you to get your hair cut?"
Diesel -"No, I want a tattoo"

Happy Birthday Friday Nanny

Old Nanny's Birthday

Rugby

Genga's Birthday

Little sister

Placing newborn baby Marina in Diesels lap
Mummy - "Diesel, would you like a little sister?"
Diesel - "No"
Mummy - "Little brother?"
Diesel - "No"

Pie

Daddy - "Right we are going to have pie for dinner .... What pie do you want?"
Neo - "Banoffee"
Daddy - "No, not a dessert, for your main meal"
Neo - "What other kind of pie is there? Banoffee pie, Apple pie, Cream pie, Pumpkin pie"
Daddy - "Steak or chicken?"
Neo - "In a pie???"

One more?

Sat in our regular bar chatting to the other regulars (including the local ladies of the nights) and bar staff, when all of a sudden we hear ...
Diesel (shouting) - "Do you want one more in your mouth?" said as he was feeding a lady of the night.

Arghhhh

Miss Keeley

Diesel - "Miss Keeley is angry"
Mummy - "Why?"
Diesel - "Because she's sad"
Mummy - "Sad?"
Diesel - "No, bad"
Mummy - "Bad?"
Diesel - "Yes, bad"
Mummy - "Why is she bad?"
Diesel - "Because she snatches toys"
Neo - "Yeah, she does snatch toys"

Literacy

Neo - "I really liked literacy today, because we were drawing and writing like this"

Row, row, row the boat gently down the stream

Splash park @ Vivocity

Two

Daddy - "Where is the other sock?"
Diesel - "Why do I need 2?"
Daddy - "How many feet do you have?"
Diesel - "Two"
Daddy - "That's why you need two"

Say 'Cheese'

Flat Tyre

In Vietnam, there are lots of people who sit at the side of the road to fix your bike, ready to pump up your tyres or fix your flat. Here we are having Daddies tyre fixed. The man let us have a go at whacking the tyre to glue the patch in place.

Hoover

Diesel - "Me cleaning up"
Mummy - "Shall I turn on the hoover?"
Diesel - "No no no it's scary"