Angry

Neo - "Mummy I'm angry, do you know why?"
Mummy - "Yeah ... because you didn't get own way"
Neo does stroppy angry, looking out tops of his eyes with chin touching his chest
Mummy - "Hahahahahahahaha"
Neo - "Stop laughing at me I'm angry" To prove it I stood on top of my soft doggy
Mummy - "Now what are you doing?"
Neo - " I'm Angry so I'm killing my dog"
....about 5 minutes later ...
Neo - "Did you see my anger style?"
 

Laugh

Neo - "You shouldn't laugh in front of a stranger"
Mummy - "Why not?"
Neo - "Because they won't know why your laughing"

Vitamin D

My doctor said my little brother has to have vitamin D drops as most babies have a vit D deficiency (out here believe it or not) but mummy said a pool day or two is a better idea...

Indian

Daddy - "Neo what are you doing with those sequins?"
Neo -"I'm getting a red one"
Daddy - "What for?"
Neo - "To stick on my head .... (Daddy looked confused) .... So I can be an Indian"
Daddy - "What?"
Neo - "Rawdah had one on her head the other day, What glue can I use to stick it on?"
Daddy - "You can't stick a sequin on your head"
Neo - "What can I stick then?"

Look I found a Rhino beetle

Lion or Tiger

Quote video today ...

Sorry if you all have to turn your heads to watch it, "your lucky if you have an iPad or a laptop as you can turn the screen easy, but if you have a big tv screen you have to pretend your going to sleep to watch it"

Hospital

Mummy - "Neo please don't carry that box over Diesel"
Neo - "Why not? I didn't drop it"
Mummy - "I know you didn't, but that is very lucky, because if you dropped it we would have to go to hospital"
Neo - "Oh, but would we see Martin there?"
(Martin is Amelia and Grace's daddy and he is currently visiting hospital with a poorly leg)

Yeah, Diesel's passport arrived today so now he can come travelling with me in the summer :D

 

Old McDonald ...

Neo - "Old McDonald had a farm e i e i o and that farm he had some goose e i e i o"
Daddy - "Its geese not goose ... He had some geese"
Neo - "No, he had some goose"
Daddy - "No, he had some geese"
Neo - "No, he only has one"
Daddy - "Well in that case he had A goose, you can't have some goose"
Neo - "Ok, Old McDonald had a farm... "

Here is me and my 'girl' friend Chloe, sorry shes just got her pants on we had spent the day playing in the paddling pool and she was getting dress when I was leaving. This is us giving each other a goodbye cuddle, I am not going to see her for about 18 hours, which is a very long time you know.

Get up

Neo - "Mummy it's time to get up"
Mummy - " Yep I'm getting up now"
Neo - " Come on were going to nannies hotel"
Mummy - " I know, I'm coming"
Neo - "No your not, daddy has already gone to the gym and he's taken Diesel"
Mummy - " I know"
Neo - "Come on then, I know your still asleep"
Mummy - "Why do you say that"
Neo - "Coz when your asleep you talk slowly"

Happiness

Neo - "I love my little brother"

I'm the winner ..

Mummy to Daddy - "What was Neo's quote today?"
Diesel - "Awwww"
Daddy - "Oh is that right, is it a Diesel quote today?"
Mummy - "haha"
Neo - "No I said... I wanted to wear my swimming hat as it makes me go fast and I don't want to shave my head"
Mummy - "Oh yeah, but why would you shave your head?"
Neo - "Coz the swimming racer either wear hats or shave their heads"

Not sure why my video's won't attach, but here I am winning ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obr3z95EQ6M 

Swimming

Neo - "Why is Diesel's bath so small?"
Mummy - "Because he's small"
Neo - "But thats not fair as I can't fit in his bath"
Mummy - "I know it's Diesel's bath ... You used to have a little bath like his when you were a baby"
Neo - "But I want me and Diesel to have baths together"
Mummy - "Well he can go in your bath with you"
Neo - "Today?"

 

27

Neo - "mummy I have ear ache, I need some medicine"
Mummy - "Ok I will just be a minute? And I'll be back with some for you"
Neo - "How long is a minute?"
Mummy - "60 seconds"
Neo - "Ok ... 1, 2, 3, 4 ... 26 ... Hurry up"
Mummy - " I'm coming"
Neo - "Good coz I don't like 27"

Brain

Thomas to Neo whilst playing with Lego - " How do you know what to do?"
Neo - " Coz my brain tells me what to do"

Here is a link to a video of me and Thomas on the BIG yellow slide at the soft play area at Delma Mall.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGIkuHNhZSI

Diesel and Atti

Hairdressers

Mummy to Thomas - "Why's your hair all wet?"
Thomas - "Neo's is too"
Daddy - "Neo you still haven't washed your face"
Neo - "Coz we were playing hair dressers"

Milk

Neo - "Diesel is having his milk, he drinks mummy milk and I drink cows milk"
Amelia - "I drink cows milk"
Neo - "Yeah, only Diesel drinks mummy milk ... I used to when I was a baby"
Amelia - "I used to drink chicken milk when I was a baby"
Neo - "chickens don't make milk, they make eggs"

Grumpy

Neo - "I'm hungry"
Mummy - "What do you want to eat?"
Neo - "I'm thirsty
Mummy - "What do you want to drink?"
Neo - "I'm bored"
Mummy - "What do you want to play?"
Neo - "I'm ... "
Mummy - "Tired by any chance?"
Neo - "No, thirsty"
Mummy - "So, what do you want to drink?"
Neo - "Arrrrrrrrrr I'm thirsty"
Mummy - "What do you want to drink?"
Neo - "I'm sad" (crying)
Mummy gave me a massive cuddle - "Mummy will make you a pink drink, then I can have big cuddles with my little boy"
Neo - "I'm not your little boy, Diesel is"
Mummy - "Ok, with my big boy. Mummy loves you lots and lots"
Neo - "Me too"

Sunset at the golf course

 

Golf club

Diesel first trip to the golf club

Walls in head

Neo - "Do you like this song?"
Daddy - "No, it gets in my head"
Neo - "It doesn't me, as I have walls in my head to stop things getting in there"

Bum

Neo - "Sometimes daddy, you're a pain in the bum"

My with my 'pretties' and Diesel

 

Looking after my little brother

Earlier daddy was cooking my dinner and mummy was in the bath, me and Diesel were in the front room (I was watching Lilo and Stitch and Diesel was asleep), I went into ask daddy how long dinner would be ...
Neo - "How long will it be?"
Daddy - "Why are you carrying Diesel?"
Neo - "Coz I've come to see how long it will be"
Daddy - "But why have you brought in Diesel"
Neo - "I didn't want him to be on his own"

 

Police train

Neo - "I'm the police you be a badie"
Thomas - "Ner Ner Ner Ner come and get me"
Neo - " When I say 'well well well what have we got here's to the other badie then you can escape"
Thomas - " ok"
Neo - " Yeah coz that's what happens"
Mummy - "Say's who?"
Neo - "I saw it"
Thomas - "Yeah I saw it too"

Batteries

Mummy - "Shall we change the battery? That will make your train go faster"
Neo - "Yeah"
Mummy removes the battery, and passes it to Neo
Mummy - "Can you put it in the bin please"
Neo - "No, you don't put batteries in the bin"
Mummy - "Oh yeah sorry, I forgot"
Neo - "Yeah, they kill rabbits ... And I like rabbits"
Mummy - "The chemicals in the battery you mean"
Neo - "yeah they go in the mud and grass, then rabbits die"

Frog spawn drink

Me and mummy saw this in the supermarket and I  thought it looked like tadpoles, yuk

My school Art Exhibition

Neo - "Look mummy I did this one"
Mummy - "Wow, is it based on Kandinsky"
Neo - "We looked at candy sky and moody rain"
Mummy - "Moody rain?"
Neo - "Yeah do you know him?"
Mummy - "Do you main Mondrian?"
Neo - "Yeah he painted squares, I like squares"
Mummy (pointing to a painting) - "Ahh look this artist painted a snail using squares"
Neo - "His name is Matisse, thats not a very good snail I can draw one better than that"

Me and Diesel

Gangham Style

Me feeding a little zebra

Neo - "Why does everyone at school like that gang ham style song?   ... I don't it's rubbish"
Daddy - "I don't know, they just do"
Neo - "And why does grandad say gang bang style? ... it's not a firework is it"




 

Dinnertime

Today daddy dished dinner, mummies and daddy ate theirs but I didn't as today I have decided I do not like mash potato, mummy and daddy got down from the table when they finished, I was still up the table eatting or not eatting my dinner when the tv turned off
Neo - "Do you think that will speed me up?"
Mummy - "I didn't do it"
Neo - "coz it won't...  It's paused anyway" (mummies silly rule no watching tele at dinnertime)

Hotdog

Neo - "Diesel is like a hotdog, isn't he?"
Mummy - "A hotdog?"
Neo - " Yeah he is long and skinny, when you hold him in your hands"

Diesel and his little Robot

 

Blowfish

Today I went to my swimming lesson, first back after the Easter holidays and I have been moved up a group.

Neo - "Why am I not with Noah anymore?"
Mummy - "Because Noah is in the 'Duck' class and you are in the 'Blowfishes' now"
Neo - "But why am I a blowfish"
Mummy - "Because you are good at swimming"
Neo - "But ducks can swim"
Mummy - "But blowfish can swim under water"
Neo - "What is a blowfish?"
Mummy - "It is like a puffa fish"
Neo - "I like them, they are like spiky balloons"

Happy 3rd Anniversary Mummy and Daddy