Dinnertime

Today daddy dished dinner, mummies and daddy ate theirs but I didn't as today I have decided I do not like mash potato, mummy and daddy got down from the table when they finished, I was still up the table eatting or not eatting my dinner when the tv turned off
Neo - "Do you think that will speed me up?"
Mummy - "I didn't do it"
Neo - "coz it won't...  It's paused anyway" (mummies silly rule no watching tele at dinnertime)