Bouncing

Happiness

Confusing = Diesel with Kirsty from Abu Dhabi in Lincoln (UK)

Storm starts with thunder and lightening and torrential rain
Neo - (shouts as he disappears into Michelle's garden) - "FINALLY...  "

Rain

Me and Abdullah

Michelle - "What are you looking forward today?"
Neo - "Rain"

Watch Diesel

Musa, Me, Abdullah and his 2 friends

Whilst building Lego with Chris Diesel started to moaning in his bouncy chair

 

Chris - "Diesel is crying let me get him and when mummy comes back we can carry on building the truck"

 

So I picked up Diesel and laid him on the sofa next to Stitch

 

Neo - "We can carry on now, stitch will look after him"

Hairdryer

Whilst at Gulliver's splash park today with Abdullah

Mummy - "Neo, do you need the toilet?"
Neo - "There's a hairdryer there for you to dry your hair"
Mummy - "But my hairs dry already"
Neo - "I know, I'm just saying"

 

Woods

Whilst out walking in the woods today

Mummy - "Ahhh look there's a swamp"
Neo - "What lives in swamps?"
Mummy - "Crocodiles ... but not in England"
Abdullah - "What else live in them? In England?"
Neo - "Monsters ... monsters live everywhere"
Abdullah - "Monsters !!!!!"
Mummy - "No, no monsters, just other little animals like toads, frogs, fish, snakes and insects"
Abdullah - "Their all slimy ..."
Neo - "Yeah like monsters ...."





















 

Lego

 

Whilst at Legoland Trafford centre

Neo - "Please can I have a new Lego toy?"
Mummy - "No Neo you don't need anymore, you have loads"
Neo - "Please... I need more as I want to make something big"
Mummy - "You can you have loads"
Neo - " I don't have enough to make something the same size as the these" (SEE PHOTOS)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bee

Today I was playing in the woods with me friends when one of them woke up some sleepy bees, and they I got strung by a bee on my eyelid it was very sore a swelled right up, I couldn't open it very much but me, mummy and Diesel went to Salford A&E and they were great and gave me some medicine to stop the pain and swelling

Neo - "Why did the bee sting me? "
Mummy - "He was scared that you was going to hurt his family"
Neo - "It wasn't me, I wouldn't hurt them"
Mummy - "I know but the bee didn't know he wouldn't have stung you otherwise"
Neo - "Will he die now?"
Mummy - "Yeah, he will without his stinger"
Neo - "I wish he didn't sting me, then I wouldn't be in pain and he would still be alive"

This picture was taken 5 hours after the sting and 3 lot's of medicine, I can see again now but I just have a fat eyelid

Drunk

Mummy - "Night night love you, see you in the morning, oh yeah and In the morning don't wake up John or Chicken as they will have not been in long and they might still be drunk"
Neo - "What's drunk?"
Mummy - "It's when someone has had too much adult juice to drink"
Neo - "What happens?"
Mummy - "It makes you all wobbly on your legs and make you feel sick"
Neo - "Like what I feel like when I've eaten too much, and then go on a roundabout at the park"

Climbing Angel

Mummy - "We're going to go to see a piece of artwork done by one of mummies favourite artists"
Neo - "Can I touch it?"
Mummy - "Yeah, you can sit on, his feet"
Neo - "I want to climb up him and sit on his arms"
Mummy - "You can't climb him, there's nothing to hold onto and he's very big"
Neo -"I could climb up his legs to his winkle, does he have a winkle?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friends

Neo - "Do Chicken and Flopsy Lopsy love each other?"
Mummy - "Yeah they do, They are going to get married soon"
Neo - "To who?"
Mummy - "Each other ... You know how mummy loves daddy and daddy loves mummy so we got married"
Neo - "But they are both men?"
Mummy - "It doesn't have to be a man and a woman, to get married. Some times its two men or two women or a man and a woman"
Neo - "What about two men and a woman?"
Mummy - "No you can't have three people, it can only be two people"

Chickens house

On the way to mummies friend 'Chicken Licken'
Neo - 30 mins into the journey - "Are we almost there?"
Mummy - "No Neo, I told you it's a long drive"
Neo - 1hour 20mins into drive - "Are you almost at Chickens house now"
Mummy - "No not even half way, go to sleep, you can see him in the morning"
Neo - "I just want to be at Chickens house now, Aunty Chelle says he's crazy I want to see him"

Slow down

Pretty Granddad, Uncle Neal, Diesel,
 Old Granddad (Pretty Granddad's daddy) and me

Neo - "I can run really fast, no-one can catch me"
Pretty Granddad - "Neo you have all the girls chasing after you when you grow up"
Neo - "When I grow up, I will slow down for them"

Hairy

Whilst sitting in a busy pub garden, opposite a couple of mummies old work mates

Neo - (whispering) "Can I tell you a secret?"
Mummy - "Yeah, go on then"
Neo - (Speaking VERY loudly) "Mummy you have hairy armpits"
Mummy - "Shhhhhh"
Neo - "Can I feel it?"
Mummy - "No, you can't shhh"
Neo - "It feels like daddies beard, when its all spikey"

Frog

I found a stick whilst at the park today with Freya, so I thought I would pretend I was a wizard

Neo - (whilst pointing the stick at Freya) - "I turn you into a frog"
Freya - Screaming at the top of her voice - "Arghhhhh, I don't want to be a frog"
Neo - (whilst pointing the stick at Freya) - "I turn you into a frog, into a frog"
Freya - Screaming at the top of her voice - "Arghhhhh, I don't want to be a frog, not a frog, I'm not a frog"
Neo - (whilst pointing the stick at Freya) - "Yeah a frog, I turn you into a frog"
Freya - Screaming at the top of her voice - "Arghhhhh"
Mummy - "Neo, please don't turn Freya into a frog, she doesn't like it"
Neo - "A slug? ... a snail? ... a toad?"
Mummy - "No, Neo"
Neo - (whilst pointing the stick at Freya) - "I turn you into a ... "
 

Snails

Neo - "Daddy as we are in France, do they have snails on the menu?"
Daddy - "Yeah they do, would you like to try them?"
Neo - "Yes, please"

Once the Snails arrive, daddy showed me how to use the funny tool thing to hold the snail and the special little fork thing to pick him out of his shell. Once I had done this I tried my first and probably last ever snail.

Daddy - "Well what did you think?"
Neo - "I tried them, but I didn't really like it. I will put them here for you to finish. If I want another one I will get one, but I don't think I will"


















 

As tall as ....

Whilst in the lift going up the Eiffel Tower

Neo - "We are as tall as the lamp posts"
Daddy - "Yep, we are"
Neo - "We are as tall as the trees"
Daddy - "Yep, we are"
Neo - "We are as tall as the buildings"
Daddy - "Yep, we are"
Neo - "We are taller than the buildings now"
Daddy - "Yep, we are taller than all the buildings"
Neo - "No, not all buildings"
Daddy - "Look around, we are the tallest thing around"
Neo - "The Burj Khalifa is taller ... "
Daddy - "I just meant the buildings in Paris"
Neo - "... The Burj Khalifa is the tallest building in the world!"
 

Reward

My reward for my good school report is a trip to Paris to see the Eiffel Tower (which I studied this year at School with Me Bashir)

 

Diggerland

Friday Granddad - "Are you going to drive a digger today at Diggerland?"
Neo - "Are there Diggers there?"
Daddy - "It's Diggerland, the whole place is full of diggers"
Neo - "Small ones? or can I go on a big one too?"
Daddy - "Loads of Diggers of every type"





 

Thank you Aunty Chelle

After my 4 days staying at Aunty Chelle, I wrote her and Chris a note which says 'Thank you lots of love Neo XXX'

My quote's this morning
At 3am
Neo - "Is it time to get up now?"
Mummy - "No, it's still bedtime go back to sleep"

At 3:30am
Neo - "Now???"
Mummy - "No, go to sleep"

At 4am
Neo - "Mummy... "
Mummy - "No Neo, sleep"

At 4:30am
Mummy - "Neo go to sleep"
Neo - "I'm waiting for Chelle to get up and play"

At 8:30am
Neo - "Where's Aunty Chelle?"
Mummy - "At work"
Neo (screaming at crying at the top of his voice) - "Why did you make me go to sleep, I wanted to play with Aunty Chelle,  you didn't let me, I want Aunty Chelle, it's not fair. I'm not going anywhere with you, I'm staying here for Aunty Chelle and Chris" - I repeated this in various different combinations, at various different pitches and tones all at maximum volume for about 10 minutes solid

At 5pm

Mummy - "As your wearing your watch, please can you tell me when it gets to 5 o'clock, as when it's 5 o'clock we need to be making our way to the park to meet Eva and Hannah"
Neo - Ok mummy I will do"

At 3:10pm
Neo - "Mummy the red hand is at 3 which means in two hours we need to go to the park"

 

 

At 3:45pm
Neo - "Mummy the black hand is nearly at the top so soon it will be 4 o'clock"

At 4:03pm
Neo - "Mummy it is 4o'clock, in one hours time we have to be in the park"

At 4:46pm
Neo -"Mummy we need to be setting off now it's nearly 5 o'clock"

At 5:14pm (whilst stuck in traffic on way to the park)
Neo - "Come on Mummy, we're late its gone 5 o'clock, we should already be at the park"
Mummy - "No neo it's ok, we're meeting them just after 5:30"
Neo - "But we're late, they might leave"
Mummy - "They won't even be there yet ... And I can't go any faster look at the traffic"
Neo - "Just drive up the middle ... they will move out of the way"
Mummy - "We're not in Abu Dhabi now, we can't just make our own lane"
Neo - "Why not? They do in Abu Dhabi, and we are late"

Race

Neo - "Aunty Chelle, let's race the bikes down the stairs"
Aunty Chelle - "No it's too noisy mummy and Diesel are asleep"
Neo - "No Chelle, we just race quietly"

Smuggled away

Neo - "Look what I smuggled away from Friday nannies"

Not in Abu Dhabi

Me, daddy and Diesel tree climbing

Neo - "That lady is nudey rudey over there"
Mummy - "No she's not, she is wearing a bikini top and shorts"
Neo - No that's her bra .... it doesn't look very nice does it"
Mummy - "Ummm"
Neo - "Your not allowed to just wear a bra in a park are you?"
Mummy - "Well your not in allowed to in Abu Dhabi"
Neo - "That's good, otherwise people wear clothes which are too small for them"

 

Happy Birthday Friday Grandad

Me (Neo) with my Fridays

Chicks

Neo - "What is that lady doing with those chicks?"
Pretty Nanny - "She's taking them home"
Lady - "Chickens make such great pets, I've always had chickens"
Neo (whispering to nanny) - "I think you should have some pet chickens"
Nanny - "I can't, I have 3 cats"
Neo - "They wouldn't mind"
Nanny - "Banksy wouldn't mind, he would eat them"
Neo - "He might not ...."

Precious

Neo - “This car is like Diesel”
Mummy - “Why is it like Diesel?”
Neo - “Because its really precious”
Mummy - “Ahhh that’s sweet”
Neo - “Yeah they would both get damaged if you’re too rough with them”

 

Mummy animals

Whilst at Finkley Down Farm with 'my Pretties'

 

Neo (whilst looking at a mummy pig) - "What are those on the pigs belly?"

Pretty nanny - "That's her boobs ... look at how many little piglets she has got, she needs lots of boobs, so she can feed them all"

Neo - "Like mummy feeds Diesel"

Nanny - "Yeah, just like that"

 

After moving over to look at the goat pen

 

Neo - "Look nanny that goat has got boobs on her bum.... Booby bum bum .... haha ... booby bum bum"

FS1 Photo

Nannies house

Neo – “Pretty nannies house is better than Friday nannies”

Mummy – “That’s not nice”
Neo – “Do you know why?”
Mummy – “No, why?”
Neo – “Because pretty nanny has a toilet upstairs and downstairs, and it takes a long time to hold it to get upstairs in Friday nannies”

Nannies team

Neo - "I'm in nannies team today"