Whilst sitting in a busy pub garden, opposite a couple of mummies old work mates
Neo - (whispering) "Can I tell you a secret?"
Mummy - "Yeah, go on then"
Neo - (Speaking VERY loudly) "Mummy you have hairy armpits"
Mummy - "Shhhhhh"
Neo - "Can I feel it?"
Mummy - "No, you can't shhh"
Neo - "It feels like daddies beard, when its all spikey"
Neo - (whispering) "Can I tell you a secret?"
Mummy - "Yeah, go on then"
Neo - (Speaking VERY loudly) "Mummy you have hairy armpits"
Mummy - "Shhhhhh"
Neo - "Can I feel it?"
Mummy - "No, you can't shhh"
Neo - "It feels like daddies beard, when its all spikey"
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