Golf ...

So today started with an early start mummy had to be at the port by 7:30am (I don't think the people mummy works with realise that it is the weekend, for two reason 1 its too early and 2 its the weekend therefore mummy is all mine not theirs, they have her all week) anyway this morning was the foggiest day we have ever had here in Abu Dhabi, driving down to the port you could only see about 2 buses (daddy says that's about 50ft, but they must be massive giant feet and not my size 11's) ahead of us.
Neo - "Why are the clouds on the road?"
Mummy said that the fog was even worst when her and her school kiddies got out on the sea on a boat, today was mummies first sea scuba dive. Mummy said it was so foggy that the coast guards kept getting them to stop and that they had to use something called GPS to find where they were going (and it wasn't far at all) when they to the edge of a coral reef and then they swan down to the bottom. Mummy said her first fish she saw as a scuba diver was an Angel fish (pretty granddad, will be glad) but they also saw loads of other little fishes plus a massive dolphin, a white turtle and a shark (just about half the size of me, wow).
 
In the mean time me and daddy went to the golf championship, we were going to the car park by the entrance but it was far to busy and the police men were pitting bits of paper on lots of the cars so daddy said we need to park somewhere else which meant we got to go on a coach which was fun as I like coaches. When we got in we had a drink from a really cool bus thing daddy said it was a VW camper, I just thought it was big and red and not like the normal places you normally get drinks from. There were lots of men with sticks hitting balls a long way, daddy said they were playing golf - I never knew my stick and ball game I play already had a name, as I invented this game they should let me play but daddy said I'm not allowed, but I got to play a bit with some children in another part. I also got to go on the big boat (Sanya) we saw a few weeks ago, but it was on grass and I said it won't go very fast its meant to be in the water. After a while I was getting bored, as they wouldn't let me play so I said we should go and get mummy and then just at that minute she phoned daddy could we come and get her (yeah).

I fell asleep in the car and when I woke up mummy was back so we went to a restaurant for some food and then to the park.