What I have to say ...

Mummy says his fur was so soft, she was stroking him for ages

On the way to the Zoo, me and Shain are sat in the back of 'The Beast' (mummies car) playing with 3 little soft toy mice
Shain - "would you like to have a pet mouse?"
Neo - "No Shain, I have a pet hamster"

Mummy made her typical silly random comment that only makes sense in mummies head
Shain - "Neo what's mummy like?"
Neo - "She's stupid"

Mummy is not happy with pretty granddad for teaching me that word, and Mummy is not happy with me for calling her it, but she is silly.

Check me and the Giraffes out

This one is for Pretty Granddad - I feed him lots of greens.