Out walking

Shorts wet

Neo - "Please can I go in the stream?"
Mummy - "Yes, you can that why I bought your wellies with us"
Neo - "Thanks mummy, that's why your the bestest"
Mummy - " Just make sure you don't go too deep otherwise you'll get wet feet"
Neo - "I will"

Pretty Nanny - 5 mins later - "I think his wellies are full of water, I just saw loads go in"
Mummy - "Neo come here, are you wellies full of water?"
Neo - "Yeah but I don't mind, I was washing them out"
Mummy - "Ok well let me empty them then so you can walk in them"
Neo - "Please can I go back in the river?"
Mummy - Yeah, ok then, just try to stay dry"

10 mins later Mummy comes to see what I'm up to (that's when this photo was taken)

Mummy - "I thought I said to stay dry, you've got all of your shorts wet"
Neo - "Its not my fault....  You said I could go in the river and the river is deeper than the stream"

Big Small

Pretty Granddad - "Here is your  big small drink"
Neo - "You can't get a big little drink .... Its either a big or little, it can't be both, it's either one or the other"
Pretty Granddad - "Ok, Here's your medium sized drink"

Banksy

Neo - " I miss Banksy, I wish we could take him to Abu Dhabi"
Mummy - " I miss him too"
Neo - "Diesel will miss him too, as he always lays next to him"

Shepherd

Neo - "I wanted to live here next, and be a Shepherd"

Crazy golf

'Neighbourhood watch' = Me checking out the neighbours party
balancing on a watering can on a wall, to look over a 6ft hedge

Mummy - "Did you have fun at crazy golf?"
Neo - "Yeah, but it was hard"
Mummy - "Why is it called crazy golf?"
Neo - "Because it's crazy"
Mummy - "Oh ... "
Neo - "Yeah and on the last one, there was 3 holes and they are all up a hill"
Mummy  - "Wow did you get it in there?"
Neo - "No it was too hard I didn't bother with that one, as you had to hit it really hard to get it up the hill"
 

Mud Monsters

Neo - "Watch out there are mud monsters down there"
Mummy - "What are they?"
Neo - "They are like trolls which live under bridges but they live under swamps ad mud"

Camping

Neo - "I want to go camping"
Daddy - "We are camping"
Neo - "Yeah, but I want to go camping for a long time"

Quiet we're in a tent

Neo - SHOUTING - "Look at that boy he is running around outside with only a t-shirt on"
Mummy - "Shhh Neo, you need to be quiet they will able to hear you"
Neo - "How will they?"
Mummy - "We are only in a tent, which is made of fabric"
Neo - "Why is it?"
Mummy - "Well if it was made of bricks, like a house it wouldn't be a tent, we can't pack a house into our car, can we ..."
Neo - SHOUTING - "But that boy ..."
Mummy - Shhh Neo, you need to be quiet they will able to hear you"
Neo - "How will they?"
Mummy - "Well, can you hear them?"
Neo - "Yeah"
Mummy - "Well they can hear you too then"
Neo - "But that boy ..."
Mummy - "Ok Neo, I heard you the first time"
Neo - "Well why didn't you just say that then!"

Giggling Diesel

Neo - "Diesel is ticklish like me, isn't he?"

Boobies

Whilst walking back from the park with Pretty Granddad, a lady was walking towards us with her dog, just before she got to us she crossed over the road, so I could stroke the dog :(

Neo - (just as she was level with us on the other side of the road) - "Granddad did you see the boobs on that?"
Granddad - "Do you mean on the dog?"
Neo - "Yeah, it was a mummy dog"

(Unfortunately the lady had already walked on to hear the end of this conversation)

Hurt

Neo - "Nanny please can you help, I'm trying to go to the loo but Banksy is in the way"
Pretty Nanny - "Oh Banksy, he's laying across the doorway, Neo you'll just have to step over him"
Neo - "Oh but that made me stretch my legs far, and now my legs hurt"

Tag

Neo - "Lets play tag"
Mummy - "Ok, I just need to ..."
Neo - "Tag your it"
Mummy - "... but ..."
Neo - "Your it !!!"
 

Think

Mummy - "Neo have you seen my phone?"
Neo - "No"
Mummy - "Are you sure?"
Neo - "Sure"
Mummy - "Can you have a think?"
Neo - "Ok, where did you have it last time?"

Granddad's car

Pretty granddad - " Look at the state of my car, your mummy had better wash it before she gives it back to me"
Neo - "He's lucky he didn't see it at Abdullah's house, it was really dirty there"
Mummy - "Yeah your right it was shhhhh"

Bike

 

Neo - "My daddy has a motorbike"

Mummy - "Not like this one, this is a very old bike from the war"

Neo - "Did old granddad have one of these ones?" 

Missing Daddy

Diesel, Lily, Me, Josh and Oscar

Mummy - "Have you enjoyed travelling around seeing everyone?"
Neo - "Yeah, I have liked staying with lots of people, and playing with them all, but I was just wondering when are we going to see Daddy again? As we haven't seen him for a long time, and I miss him"
Mummy - "We can Skype him tonight if you would like to?"
Neo - "Yeah I do, but when can I see him to give him a kiss and a cuddle, I want to give him a cuddle and so does Diesel"

Old Granddad

Neo - "I like old granddads garden"
Mummy - "Because of the Lavender?"
Neo - "Yeah.... Was it his wife who died?"
Mummy - "Yeah, just before Christmas"
Neo - "I miss old Nanny, I wish I could see her again"

Good morning Mummy

This is what Mummy walked into when she came out of the shower :)

Mummy had a quick shower whilst Diesel was still in bed (or so she thought, I heard him wake up so I went and got him out of his hammock)

Neo - "Morning mummy, you can chill out and have a cup of tea, I've got Diesel"