Boobies

Whilst walking back from the park with Pretty Granddad, a lady was walking towards us with her dog, just before she got to us she crossed over the road, so I could stroke the dog :(

Neo - (just as she was level with us on the other side of the road) - "Granddad did you see the boobs on that?"
Granddad - "Do you mean on the dog?"
Neo - "Yeah, it was a mummy dog"

(Unfortunately the lady had already walked on to hear the end of this conversation)