Crazy golf

'Neighbourhood watch' = Me checking out the neighbours party
balancing on a watering can on a wall, to look over a 6ft hedge

Mummy - "Did you have fun at crazy golf?"
Neo - "Yeah, but it was hard"
Mummy - "Why is it called crazy golf?"
Neo - "Because it's crazy"
Mummy - "Oh ... "
Neo - "Yeah and on the last one, there was 3 holes and they are all up a hill"
Mummy  - "Wow did you get it in there?"
Neo - "No it was too hard I didn't bother with that one, as you had to hit it really hard to get it up the hill"