Taste of Dubai

Today I decided I don't like mummy and daddy, as they have a new rule where I'm not allowed in their bedroom before an alarm in my room - I just ignored them and kept going in anyway until daddy gave up and came out to play and after a while after I had breakfast mummy got up and we took her the back doctor again, he's still not finished fixing mummy yet. After we were done there we went to get silly Shain and then her friend Surf, who is now one of my best friends, but on the way to get him silly Shain had a quote even better than mine - mummy asked where should we stop the car for Surf and Shain said ''By that parked car'' but we were driving through the middle of a car park. So after we found the right car to stop next to Surf got in and we went on a long drive to a place called Dubai, when we got there we went to a weird park, which had lots of tents with people selling and giving away loads of really good food and free stuff. I liked the ‘Happy Cow Cheese’ and ‘Haagen-Dazs’ ice cream best, and Shain liked someone called Gary, not the cockerel Gary who lived 2 doors away from our old house, but this Gary does cooking. Later on Robert and Lynne from upstairs came to the park, Lynne went to sleep near the ducks (Yeah proper ducks, mummy was so happy see saw ducks and even feed them some left over pizza), I thought Lynne needed waking up so decided to tickle her rather than jump on her, as she looked like if I jumped on her she might have got angry at me so I thought it wouldn’t be a good idea, even though I think it’s the best way to wake people up. Just as it was time to go home there were some girls dancing in grass skirts, like Lilo does in the film with Stitch, I liked them and danced with them for a while, not that they were as good as me. To finish off the day we walked back to the car past the lake, there was loads of little midges flying around and even better there were loads of bats.

Neo – “Shain, I think you should marry Surf”