Measurements ...

Back to my normal today Sunday, daddy had to wake me up as I was very tired after all my fun over the weekend with Abdullah, and we ended up being late for the drive to nursery, not as late as Abdullah thou when we knocked on his door to take him he was still asleep. His mummy did take him to nursery  a bit later thou. I wasn't to happy with daddy today as on a Sunday my class has just started 'splash play sundays' and he didn't bring me anything to wear so I had to stay in the playground bit. (When he picked me up he said something about not knowing, I don't believe him thou I just think he is jealous as he doesn't have any splash days). Apart from that, I had a good day at nursery. Once daddy had drove me home we played with some of my puzzles and I got my wooden train set out; until mummy came home as it was SO hot today and I didn't want to go into the garden, as no-one else was there and it's not so much fun on my own. When mummy did get home she said I had to have loads areas of me measured (She measured boring parts like my arms and legs, when she was measuring my arm I asked her "Do you need to measure my willy?" she laughed and said that Aunty Chell didn't need that) for aunty Chell's wedding, when she had finished, we all went out to the garden as loads of my friends were out

Whilst daddy was putting me to bed.
Neo - "Make sure you put Stitch in as well, he's my best friend"